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31 // pan // they/she // ffxiv trash

[turnpikeghosts]

existing in dec 2021 feels increasingly like you’re the last nerdy kid in dodgeball

[turnpikeghosts]

like you made it this far by hanging in the back and making no sudden movements but OH BOY THATS NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE

[certifiedbobthebuilder]

if this aint them

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[rainydayshea]

heteros are so fucking weird

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[eroscestlavie]

[toopunktofuck]

#WHICH ONE IS NOODLES#???!!!

[cumwitch]

[toopunktofuck]

VERY GOOD

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Okay tumblr we need to talk

[Inhale]

I think dogs should vote

[hid-dle-ston-deactivated2018030]

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

[c-reampeach-blog]

she attac but she also protec

[cuteskitty]

He will get used to it

If you like my stuff support me here

[starlightandtears]

Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just….floated on over from Asia and took root. That’s…hilarious.

[borntomezmer-deactivated2021011]

Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

[starlightandtears]

Right??? I’m watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They’re remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

[thisisnotacatblog]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate

[johnhexcarter]

Consider the coconut

[yourlocalbogwitch]

they were carried over by swallows

[macleod]

Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

[royalysl-deactivated20200108]

One of the greatest scenes in film history. I feel so BLESSED

[spacerave]

the final coffee

(click images for better resolution photos!)

[heteroglossia]

Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.

Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride

(via goalsandpriorities)

[sinlizards]

*burr furiously pinning string to hamiltons face*

this is rlly dumb but like,, do u ever get that feeling where you have to draw something

[ophibell]

I AM IN LOVE WITH HER.

[emilyscartoons]

Who’s in

[feminismdoneright]

I’m going to point out some weird things about @projecttrinity‘s upcoming visual novel “Women of Xal” in relation to this site.

1) It’s an upcoming Kickstarter bound otome game that very obviously is PoC / People of Color & WoC/ Women of Color centric. We’ve got a bi female lead with several romancable women. And it’s in a harsh matriarchal society ready to give some brutal parallels to our own. Being helmed by a very capable and snarky Black writer. The two programmers are women. The artists are women. The singers are women. One of the animators is a woman. AND THERE’S TANGIBLE QUALITY TO IT! I thought we’ve been asking for more projects like this for years now. But Tumblr has been the most quiet of the four sites it’s updating on??? (Youtube, Facebook, LemmSoftForums, Tumblr) 

2) How are hateful anons finding this project before everyone else? Why are we letting Black creatives feel like the anon has a point about Tumblr not caring? Isn’t this site notorious for propping up content like this? Where are my feminists at?!

Like, I truly get it: Most of you will have only just heard of this. And Tumblr didn’t make it easy in the first place. Tags and timing are madly important. But so are reblogs and follows! You’re reading this now - there’s nothing truly stopping you from showing that anon the middle finger. For every time WE DON’T JUST ‘HEART’ A CREATIVE’S POST and reblog/follow their content, we prove hateful anons like this wrong. And every time we prove them wrong, we send an encouraging message to other minorities who want to share their passions with the world, but face that uphill battle.

And hey, the writer clearly has faith in this site still:

You can find out more about the project here.

Or, better yet, follow, and support the team here!

(Bonus Note: If you’re someone who has been reblogging a lot of content from this team as well, cheers, fellow sisters! <3)

[askhimemiyaanthy]

Something unrelated, but, please help support! :) 

[princesseblade]

Tumblr’s pretty good about ignoring black creators, hell alot of black people on tumblr are pretty good about ignoring black creators. Which really goes to show you most of the folks on here are just being performative for good noodle stars and aren’t really about anything.

[omegafanart]

Help support this project! Reblogs as well as donations are what will get this going. Don’t prove this Anon right!