Home of the Bodacious Narwhal

Your url is bodaciousNarwhal and you’ve been on this website for a while. You’ve met quite a few friends here and you’ve been enjoying all of the shenanigans that take place. You find the website is quite good at helping you organize your INTERESTS. You read comics, You play games. You live your whole life like it’s an adventure. Life’s more interesting that way. If there's one thing above all else it's ADVENTURE. ...Also Homestuck Lots of Homestuck RP blog for SBURB is at timelordNarwhal.tumblr.com

[unclefather]

[riikaisen]

Quite.

[jinxfanclub]

Lunch time! Let’s have a meal together 🍻

[dracobane1-deactivated20190106]

[necromatador]

@bodaciousnarwhal and @miraclesuprise

You two need to cosplay Bismuth and Pearl SO BADLY.

[radchaoswhispers-deactivated202]

It’s literally perfect for our powers combined

[bodaciousnarwhal]

I'm down with this plan

[notyrwaifu]

[giffing-su]

[radchaoswhispers-deactivated202]

@bodaciousnarwhal when did you become a gem???

[bodaciousnarwhal]

Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??!?!!????

[fuckyeahtenryuu]

https://twitter.com/tohirokonno/status/758139021457432576

Make sure to click through and rate/bookmark/fave/retweet the original work!

[kroqan]

aRE U KIDDING ME

[kroqan]

btw i just looked at the playlist they linked and i am so fucking mad

[adoxographist]

The resurgence of rick rolling has brought about a new form of rick rolling. A rick rolling where you trick someone into thinking you’re going to classic rick roll them, only to link them to a photograph of the video, or an ashley tisdale cover, or this playlist. 

Like living creatures, memes must evolve to survive….

[musermatt]

We’ve witnessed the birth of the Neo-Rickroll

[note-a-bear]

the rollissance is upon us

[benlockard-deactivated20240101]

I don’t know if I should acknowledge what’s happening behind me , or completely ignore it

[erxq-deactivated20180219]

@iguanamouth

[iguanamouth]

[serotnin]

not sure if this extends outside of physical disabilities but it’d be worthwhile to keep in mind!

[painandcats]

[image: a tweet from user honey @vesuvius: “PSA: If you have a physical disability that prevents you from playing #PokemonGo if you email Nintendo proof they’ll change certain settings.”

second tweet: “–that will make Pokemon come to you instead! Accessibility in video games should always be considered like this.”]

1. Is this actually true?

2. lol um since when is it up to Niantic to judge who’s “disabled enough” or not?

3. lol even actual doctors don’t respect my diagnoses or recognize them, so, what, is Niantic/Nintendo staffed with doctors now?

4. Disabled people are constantly told to “prove” their illness, and now we’re supposed to, what, fax medical info to the developers of a damn app?

5. Is this even close to being accurate though?  Who’s the contact at “Nintendo?”  Where’s the email address?  What’s the job title of the person judging disabilities to see if they warrant accessibility settings??

Like, c’mon.

[aroranger]

yea….. please don’t email this info to anyone that’s really scary and mega fucked up and you should NOT have to do that.

[xueyangapologist]

the shit you learn at 4am

[brucebocchi]

maneuvers

[4-panel-life]

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[bodaciousnarwhal]

Stop me if you've heard this one before/that time I had to explain Jesus to a six-year-old I was babysitting

*walking past a church*

Child: *points at a large wooden crucifix replica out front* who is that?

Me: uh, that's...Jesus...

Child: who is he?

Me: well, in the Christian religion he is regarded as the son of God

Child: is he real?

Me: *internally screaming FUUUUUUCCCKKKK* um, that's a good question. Evidence suggests there was in fact a historical personage who once lived and that we now know as Jesus. How closely his life resembled the events written in the bible is somewhat unknown, and largely a matter of belief, I suppose, although what isn't, really?

Child: *long pause* okay.

Child: *points at the statue again* Is he real?

Me: oh. OHH. You mean like, is that a real body???

Child: yes

Me: Oh good god Tyler, no, I think it's wood

[luxlightly]

“Why don’t millennials–?”

MONEY.

We have none. No money. Nobody wants to give us any.

 Whatever the rest of your question is, the answer is almost definitely “money”.

“Why don’t millennials buy diamonds?” “Why don’t millennials have houses?” “Why don’t millennials travel?” “Why don’t…”

It’s money. 

Mystery(s) solved. You’re welcome.

[fomysquad]

[inconsistent-igloo]

When you suck at tossing Pokeballs