jump jam junkin your energy

Hello. Send bug pics. he/him 30s

[despazito]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[pwlanier]

Basalt Pebble Carved as a Mouflon, Indus Valley, 3rd millennium BC.

Courtesy Alain Truong

[sacredstem]

this is all being filtered through my lens btw.

[huffylemon]

why yes I have seen tinks

[pyreflydust]

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

[st4lker]

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

[rickybabyboy]

yay!

[risingpilots]

do you use a meat thermometer when cooking meat

yes

no

it depends/nuance

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

Everytime I go online looking for like meat recipies or stuff like that everyone always mentions a meat thermometer? Which like i guess is nice to have but I was taught to cook by my Black southern grandma from who's from the country and I dont think I've ever seen her use one before. She (and I) use just experience or cutting into the inside/poking the meat to check for doneness.

[zapatism]

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

[zapatism]

[lingonberry24]

[aeshnacyanea2000]

[wickedsick]

[judgedarts]

kaiba's greatest hits 😳 (fanart of nordycos' kaiba tiktoks)

[yorickless]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[isoddtosay]

[iri-desky]

When you get past all the political stuff/heinous crap, there are QUITE some gems on here

[46-reasonable-hamsters]

[exuviator]

[stardustdiver]

[colonthreedotexe]

hello my name is car person and i would like to drive down the road at 1 william miles per hour at 2:04 in the morning. my automotive vehicle makes more noise than an airplane and i want everyone to know just how cool i am for spending several thousand dollars on aftermarket parts to make it go slightly faster which is why i also removed the part that makes it quiet because everyone deserves to know that my car goes slightly faster than a stock vehicle of the same make and model because i'm cool. also did i mention it is 2:04 in the morning

[lauraciello]

I made a pride flag out of free bug stock photos.

Feel free to use it! 🌈🌈🌈🌈

[bisexualhunterbiden]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[mariacallous]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZIL-Vslhxt/?igsh=OHFlcTUybm94YXg5

Uh

[dokelsss]

even more land fish

[gaykomaegi]

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

[crystal-mouse]

Same image

[bushoutforbela]

Is this anything

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about