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Fio | 20s | they/them | not even trying at this point

[sacred-portal]

[bog-beast]

the most unrealistic part of lost to me so far is that no one is cursing up a storm or crying trying to get a fire started

[bog-beast]

watching ‘lost’ for the first time (mostly unspoiled) and yeah it’s true what they say they don’t make ‘em like they used to

[hostilebread]

thinking about deans legit bio kid that got killed off the same ep we met her and then was never mentioned again

[56kilobits]

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

[dogsuffrage]

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

[fallenangelblade]

i have no issue with people who dislike destiel but i do think it’s funny how frequently dean and cas get categorized as a “two guys standing next to each other” ship when they were literally doing shot for shot recreations of brokeback mountain and romeo and juliet

[uuuhshiny]

[deactivated-blog]

Castiel + angel blade falling out of his sleeve (requested by @luciferinatrenchcoat)

[castielss]

MAKE ME CHOOSE SUPERNATURAL EDITION: @shawnspencers​ asked me SAM WINCHESTER or DEAN WINCHESTER

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[cottoncandylesbo]

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

[translatingpostsinfrench]

cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

[cottoncandylesbo]

FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

[translatingpostsinfrench]

QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[bog-beast]

going to my first proper social outing in months and it’s a christmas themed board game night with 90% couples who are also strangers and also one guy I hate and no disrespect to the upcoming birthday boy but I think I might actually suffer more than he did

[dopaminerjic]

this is so sad can i get an f in the chat

[seaweed-siren]

wait I googled this and found this amazing article linked in a reddit comment on a post of the same pic

it's about the inefficiencies of web and code dependencies but highlights a few funny ones

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all hail Load Bearing Guy Fieri

[tenthousandapples]