The World Eater

Preferred pronouns: it/its. Personal blog. Mostly jokes, some fandom content, small amount horny content. I queue a reblog for almost every post that I like. Talk with me about tea any time!

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[m41-d]

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

[maternalcube]

me adding a bay leaf to my soup: the unfathomable power of bay leaf

me eating my soup and finding a piece of bay leaf i failed to extract: the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[in-a-mellow-tone]

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

[in-a-mellow-tone]

[in-a-mellow-tone]

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

[beemovieerotica]

>960 cups beef broth >2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[tropinui]

THE UNFATHOMABLE POWER OF BAY LEAF-

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[seerstella]

Saw this on twitter and got me 😀???????? because i mean what is this

[barillapasta]

i95 perfec t place for european to c\ross! cars very Soft and Slow european cross easily put european on 95. Put football fan On 95. no problems ever on i95 because good Crosswalks and Stoplights for european walk to met life stadium for european pedestrian culture. i95 yes a place for a european put european on 95 can trust new jersey for giveing good love to european. friend i95

[onion-souls]

Mercury is the most charismatic substance in the universe. Like, there are a lot of things that historical scholars have been wrong about, but you usually understand why; flawed hypotheses, inadequate measuring tools, half-truths, secondary factors that muddy the results. But people across Eurasia saw that shit and just assumed it must be the key to immortality, despite a mercury tonic being literally the opposite of an immortality potion. And they kept trying it despite all obvious evidence. Taoists burned through emperors like lab rats. No other metal has this much rizz

[yorgen-sh]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[depsidase]

[trapny]

This is more inspirational than I think it was originally intended to be

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[pukicho]

Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??

time to put on my favorite shirt

[furnishedfurnace]

You drew that yourself!?

[pukicho]

[im-dying-lol]

It sucks ass

[pukicho]

[dogpuppy]

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[punkitt-is-here]

spike watches a movie

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

me getting pensive head

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties