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pukicho

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

anarchythecourtjester

Flash Vs Professor Zoom (Reverse Flash)

New hyperfixation unlocked help me lol

tastytoecheese

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

boiledswift

pineapples..... this is concerning as a frequent pineapple consumer

#killed by pineapples???

pukicho

hey funny yellow guy give us your input on the recent events

Hahah

newbiewithscissors

wait what happened

faranon

The most moderate prominent right wing figure was shot and killed

tired-stressed-trying-my-best

Charlie Kirk was murdered in cold blood at the age of 31, leaving behind his wife and young children.

May he rest in peace, and may every person who celebrates this horrific act of political violence one day feel ashamed of their ghoulish actions and repent.

pukicho

For years I've seen a nonstop deluge of right wingers cracking jokes and cheering for the murders, suicides and oppression of vulnerable and marginalized groups. I've seen these same people laugh at the deaths of the other party. I've seen Charlie Kirk at every turn adamantly support the continued genocide of tens of thousands of fatherless children in Palestine. Not once do you express shame with going along with this rhetoric, a rhetoric that casually and willfully allows the continued slaughtering and induced hate crime of an innumerable number of people -- and yet you expect me to feel shame for being glad that the spewer of this vitriol is no more?

cutecipher

Just learned about recency bias, coolest thing ive ever learned about lol

#now this is a fucking POST #all timer tbh

shencomix

To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs

I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned.

I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now:

Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri

OR

I will report you

OR

Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have not sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY.

My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you.

Good night.