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Enid: Mr. Addams! What happened? I just saw Wednesday and she was uh—not not crying.
Gomez: *heavy sigh* The blame falls entirely upon my shoulders, mi loba. I revealed to her the truth about the day I laid waste to an entire village of hunters for daring to harm our family.
Enid: *gasps* But that’s like her favorite story. Father’s Bloody Wednesday—
Enid: —the same day she was conceived.
Gomez: Yes, that is what we call it, but…
Bianca: 😒
Bianca: You look like Kermit wearing Piglet as a hoodie.
Enid: Oh ha ha. I’ll have you know this fit was a thoughtful gift from Wednesday, AND it’s the one that doesn’t contain real human anything.
Bianca:
Bianca: Huh?
– Further back in the crowd, where a pair of siblings are watching Enid. –
Pugsley: Huh.
Wednesday: *side-eyes her brother*
Pugsley: I guess that’s one way to dispose of the evidence.
Wednesday: The next time we drive through regions filled with whimsical talking animals, I’m taking the wheel.
Pugsley: ☹️
⬇️ Enid’s whimsically gruesome fit. ⬇️
i have come to the conclusion that i am
Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.
Wednesday: But… I never asked you to.
Enid: *indignant* You didn't have to because that's what friends do! You don't have to be asked. The fact that you don't know that says everything!
Enid: *steps out and turns around to glare*
Enid: You wanna be alone, Wednesday? Be alone!
Enid: *furiously shuts the curtain and storms off*
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
Wednesday: *turns the shower back on and proceeds to finish washing her hair alone in baffled silence*
I can literally confirm that love is not a sin guys stop being homophobic
Wednesday: I abhor the very concept of human touch. Warmth is an unnecessary distraction. Every day that I go without it is another victory over the human condition.
Enid: Uh huh. Whatever you say, babe.
Wednesday: Do you doubt me? I’ve never spoken a more sincere truth. The desire for touch is a mortal failing—
Enid: *reaches out and cups Wednesday’s cheek*
Wednesday: *breathless whine as she trembles needfully against that gentle touch* Mi corazón, mi sol, mi amor, mi—
Enid: *casually withdraws her hand*
Wednesday: —that I have long since conquered.
Enid: *impishly* If you say so~
Wednesday: …why are you smiling like that?
Enid/Wednesday: 🥰🤨❓
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ned: peter. peter look. peter: is that a Spider-Man action figure?? ned: its you peter: why do I look like that ned: I mean. it's a little— peter: my eyes aren't that big and the proportions are completely— ned: peter it's a toy— peter: I don't stand like that. do I stand like that? ned: ...sometimes peter, picking it up: its 12 bucks...im worth $12?? later tony's lab peter: did you know there's a spider-man action figure tony: yep peter: it looks nothing like me its horrible!! tony: it's just a toy— peter: the proportions are insane— tony: peter— peter: I'm twelve dollars mr. stark tony: I paid fourteen actually peter: YOU BOUGHT ONE tony opens desk drawer, there are seven of them peter: MR. STARK
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM
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peter: mr. stark I'm doing a science fair project and to be clear I DONT need your help
tony: okay
peter: I mean it
tony: noted
three days later
peter: mr. stark why are there 14 stark industries delivery boxes in my room
tony: no idea
peter: they're addressed to me
tony: I just sent some supplies—
peter: I don't need—
tony: basic stuff. polymer compounds. a spectrometer. nothing cr-
peter: a SPECTROMETER—
tony: for a science fair you need proper equipment—
peter: it's a HIGH SCHOOL science fair—
tony, serious: and you're going to WIN it—
peter: I was going to win it WITH A POTATO BATTERY
tony:
peter: to not draw attention—
tony: a potato battery? peter...a POTATO—
peter: it's a NORMAL project for a NORMAL student—
tony: you once accidentally solved a fifteen year old physics problem—
peter: by ACCIDENT—
If Agnes doesn't become the crazy Aunt that Wenclair have to reluctantly trust with their kids when they need a sitter than I don't want it.
Wednesday: Agnes is perfectly capable. We raised her, remember?
Enid: 🤨
Enid: That's exactly my point! We raised her!
Wednesday: But that doesn't... you... I... (Eyes widen) Dear God...
Free the beast within 🐺⛓️💥
Brain your creeper with explosive-tipped bolts 🏹🧠💥
Some people got VERY mad at me in art today because I restarted my clay sculpture 3 times and they claimed it was still better than theirs even in the 30 minutes it took for me to catch up back to their level
I told my mom like 7 years ago that I had a tumblr blog and she's like can you monetize that and I'm like no and she's still to this day like can you monetize your blog and I don't know how to explain that this isn't A Blog this is unmonetizable rpf shitposting to gay bitches online
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Do any of you
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
