Brainrot

Art and writing, 10,000 Yrs old

[cirkinkadininutopyasi]

[alenseress]

"what if a god falls for you" no, what if a man who walked the earth and heavens with you turns out to be god soon to destroy your world and he marvels you enough to shed tears for you and wish you peace and gently kiss you goodbye but not enough to love you like equal

[bojackbrainrot]

I’m cooking up a steampunk world and this is my first OC for it, I need help naming her tho what do y’all think?

[bojackbrainrot]

She’s so tragic, love it.

My art. Please don’t post to another site.

[bojackbrainrot]

Yoimiya - aka ‘Fireworks Girl’ my art

[ixlballa]

INCORRECT HOGWARTS LEGACY QUOTES BUT IT’S THINGS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE SAID

Sebastian: I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at being wrong.

MC: You can excuse racism?

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Sebastian: All of the load bearing stuff in this house is me.

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MC: I feel like you’d be a Hufflepuff though

Poppy: Isn’t that a Pokémon?

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Ominis: I think my heart has had the bad orgasm

MC&Sebastian: The fucking what?

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MC: Painting without the ting

Garreth: ✨ spin ✨

MC: No-

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Poppy: I have hemophobia

Garreth: You hate gay people?!

[sebswebs-deactivated20240319]

(Sebastian, Ominis, Natty and MC shopping in Hogsmeade)

MC: Wow, that necklace is so beautiful. *looking at it dreamily*

Natty: It’s stunning!

MC: I just love it, it’s perfect…*sigh*maybe one day when I sell a kidney.

(Both girls giggle and move along leaving the boys)

Sebastian: I have to buy that necklace.

Ominis: Um…why?

Sebastian: If you could’ve seen her face Ominis you’d understand. *looks at the price* Shit…I cant afford that.

Ominis: Well what does it look like? Maybe you can find something similar?

Sebastian: It’s a gold chain with a little rectangular emerald. There’s no way I can find anything like it that’ll be more affordable…maybe I can pick up a shift or two in the pub…or sell some stuff!

Ominis: *patting his shoulder* I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

(The next morning in the common room)

MC: *sprinting down the stairs and tackling Sebastian in a hug* I can’t believe it! Thank you thank you thank you!

Sebastian: *complete confusion* Uhh- *notices a gift box with a tag saying “from Sebastian” in her hand*

MC: *beaming* You really didn’t have to do that! *pulls the necklace out* I have to show Imelda! *kisses his cheek and skips away*

Sebastian: *no idea what’s going on* Uhh…did I steal a necklace in my sleep?

Ominis: *chuckling* You can repay me by helping me with my potions assignment.

Sebastian: *disbelief* You bought it?! You have to tell her Ominis I can’t take the credit for that!

Ominis: *holding his hands up* She wanted the necklace, you wanted her to have it and I wanted you both to be happy. So we all got what we wanted.

Sebastian: *putting his arm around his shoulders* We really don’t deserve you.

Ominis: I know…now give me your potions notes.

[goatsorcery]

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

[bojackbrainrot]

Using AI to make liminal spaces so I can live in them inside my head, I’m going to be drawing myself in these!! Escapism rules!!

[juicegarrethfizzy]

I'm going to make you all fall in love with this beautiful baby, Amitt Takkar. <3 <3 <3 I can't believe I improved my painting! <3 TuT) I changed my signature too.

[the-flowerwolf]

Let's talk about canonical Sebastian

For some reason Sebastian got a reputation of another dark Slytherin who's obsessed with power. Many added him to ✨the Slytherins✨ list. Although in fact he's nothing like Draco, Snape and especially Voldemort. So let's forget about fanons where he's obsessive and possessive and remember some FACTS about him. All based on his behaviour in the game.

He's a brilliant student. Professor Weasley and Scribner both said it. And teachers don't usually praise you for nothing;

He's the BIGGEST NERD in Hogwarts. "What I do with every book. Read it." Had me. He also mentioned his parents tought him to love books. Dude goes to the restricted section not to become another dark lord, but because curiosity in his nature;

He's loyal and protective. I don't even beed to comment on this one;

He is full of youthful maximalism. Which is completely normal at the age of 15. That's why he thinks he knows better than anyone else and hates ALL the goblins just because one cursed his sister (as he thinks);

He expects everything from his beloved. But just because he would do everything for them too. Like risk his life and soul to safe your life? So he doesn't use people, he just thinks it's normal;

He's understanding and supporting. Yes, part of him saw mc as someone who can save his sister. But he only mentioned it once or twice. Beside of that he saw them as partners. When mc said they can't tell him their secret, he understood. He didn't push or try to trick them into telling him. But when they decided to share he was nothing but supportive (although he didn't understand a thing);

Again, he's like super smart. Reading books isn't enough. He actually taught himself the unforgivables and could decrypt Slytherin's book;

He has a healthy self-esteem. He knows his worth and don't have a need to prove something to someone. You can see it in his reaction when he lost in the duel. He doesn't shout about how cool he is (cough Leander cough);

He knows exactly what he wants from life and does everything to get it. Like a good Slytherin he is;

He's not even violent. You heard him screaming? Me neither (expect this one time with Solomon but oh well). Usually he just says he needs some time to think and calm down. He's very mature (If not for his maximalism, but it'll pass). At least more mature than any grown up I know. He only called mc "arrogant", but never screamed or bit anyone.

That's just a few things I could think of! Sebastian is not only cocky boy, who would kill anyone to protect his family. He's a kind, decent person, who only tried to help. What happened was Solomon's fault and not Sebastian's. He was only a child, after all. It was Solomon's job to protect and support them. And he failed.

[valavoid666]

Who do you ship more, Sebastian x MC or Ominius x MC? 😊

I...Well...You see....The funny thing about that is...*points behind you* LOOK OVER THERE!!

Both.🤣

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[khaisol]

A blackout poetry version of these two!

I love writing sad things 😔

[starflamethorn]

MC: I'm going to Hogsmeade, do you want anything?

Sebastian: I want a cure for my sister and my parents back.

MC: I only have 12 gallons...

Professor Weasley: Abraham, we need to talk about your professionalism.

Professor Ronen, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.

MC: Can you stop him from being so cheerful?

Garreth: I don't believe there's a force in the universe that can stop Amit from being cheerful.

MC: If you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Amit: Violently studies the stars.

Garreth: Violently brews protions.

Natsai: Violently trains as animagus.

Sebastian: Violently murders people.

Ominis: Violently worries about that previous statement.

Professor Weasley: Why is it, when something disastrous and drunk happens, it is always you three?

Ominis: [covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors]

MC: [sporting a hickey the size of planet earth on their neck]

Sebastian: [with a split lip and a shiner]

Professor Weasley: Just sit down, I'm making you breakfast.

Garreth, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, aunt Matilda.

Professor Weasley, not looking up from her clipboard: Good morning, problem child.

MC: What are you bringing with you to dinner?

Sebastian: My murdering attitude, and sparkling personality.

[wanko-koko]

暖より浪漫（Longing for starry skies rather than warmth）

優しさの連鎖（Kindness is contagious.）

[bojackbrainrot]

Munching on this scene for a Sebastian sallow x M!MC

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“You should have done this a long time ago.” The -thing across from Sebastian spoke in a voice just like his own, it lifted its head, with a face that mirrored him, it grinned.

It was odd, staring at his own face from across the room. It sauntered towards him, grinning like a maniac before stopping where y/n’s unconscious body lie, observing him.

“Don’t touch him!” Sebastian nearly shrieked, every hair on his body stood at attention, the look in his doppelgänger’s eyes was feral, and the color of them glowed bright green, like an evil curse.

“Look at him, he's so loyal to you. Nearly got himself killed a few times dealing with your bullshit.” It’s grin faltered for a moment,

“Do you think if I killed you- he’d love me like he loves you?”

What?

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Absolutely LOVE Doppelgänger or evil twin AU’s, I imagine it’s basically the two sides of Sebastian; caring and loving vs obsessive and impulsive. Just a delicious combo fighting over the main male character, because at the end of the day they both love him in their own way.

If anyone wants to steal this idea and build off of it plz just reblog or tag me I don’t mind I just want to read it :)

[bojackbrainrot]

Wondering if I should get a mullet …… 💭

My art please don’t post to another site.