[Loser has to cosplay] Competition with Pio House! Betting our pride on this cooking battle! [MxH Channel]
I don’t think I’ve ever posted translations on here but here we go I guess. This is a translation of part of the Otomate 2021 April’s Fools event where characters from several games function as streamers/content creators for a video streaming site and basically fun AU just things. This one is basically a made-up collaboration between characters from the games Piofiore and Lover Pretend. (if you find any mistakes in the translation or typos please feel free to message me and point them out so i can correct them!)
Harumi: "H-Hello. I'm the one responsible for Cosplay tutorials at the Manken x Henshin Channel. In this video I'm working alongside my colleague Kazuma, who's responsible for Hair and Makeup tutorials in our channel. Usually we do cosplay & hair and makeup styling tutorials aimed towards beginners together on our channel."
Kazuma: "Hey-ho! I'm Kazuma! Ah as always Haru-san forgot to introduce himself while doing the introduction. Today we have some super amazing guests who are gracing us with their presence!!"
Harumi: "Yes, today we are working together with Pio House's Gilbert and Yang.. if you would like to..."
Gil: "Oi, Yang, Introduce yourself."
Gil: "Geez. Yo, everyone watching MxH Channel. My name is Gilbert. The one huffing and puffing over there is Yang. Let's have fun together today."
Harumi: "L-L-L-Let's work hard together. Usually Pio House does Mukbang videos and eh? Disputes..?...As-Assasination........?"
Kazuma: "Yep! They usually do Food-related videos so today we are doing this~!"
Title Card: Cooking Competition
Kazuma: "Super easy to understand right? Buuuut, a normal cooking competition would be super boring so we are letting these boxes decide what we are making today!"
Three boxes "Theme", "Dish", "Cooking Person"
Kazuma: "They are gonna decide the Theme and... uh..."
Harumi: "Theme, Dish and Cook."
Kazuma: "Yes! That! In there are cards with said words on them. So we pull one card out of each box to decide who's gonna make what."
Gil: "I see, this competition is quite luck based, isn't it?"
Harumi: "Yes. At the end everyone here is going to have a taste test and we will vote on which dish is going to win. And... whoever loses is going to have to face a punishment game!"
Yang: ".....Punishment Game?"
Kazuma: "You're just gonna have to watch to find out! A Hint: It's related to what we do on this channel. You know, that thing~"
Harumi: "It's already kind of been shown but whatever"
Yukito: "Well then! Kaaay~ everyone pay attention now~ I'll be directing stuff from here on out~"
Kazuma: "Ha! Aren't you that certain ikemen model that appears on here quite frequently? Is it okay for you to show your face just like that?"
Yukito: "Oh, well, today is a special video so it's fine right?"
Harumi: "Ehh?? Is it okay to be that sloppy about it?"
Yukito: "I asked my manager so it's fiiiiine~ Well let's check the boxes and see who's gonna do what!"
Harumi: "Geez, ultimately you're still doing this really half-minded."
Yukito: "Done! The result of the card draw is this~!"
Kazuma: "Do your best, Haru-san! If you try hard you can do it!"
Yang: "Who came up with these topics...?"
Gil: "Oi, calm down, Yang! This is alright, isn't it? Even if you can't make a fancy hot pot it will serve as good content for the video!"
Yang: "...Alright, I'll show you how to do it."
Kazuma: "Aaaaa Haru-san, you have to season it, too!"
Gil: "Who's going to eat that?"
Yukito: "First, let's start with MxH Channel's dish!"
Harumi: "Y-Yes! I tried to do my best!"
Kazuma: "T-This is! Yes this really looks like you did your best! Barely can't believe you tried this for the first time!"
Yukito: "Well, this certainly has a super cute feel to it, but how did the cooking aspect turn out? First of all, is it even deep fried...?"
Harumi: "You don't have to point it out like that..."
Yukito: "Oh well, let's look at what Pioz House came up with!"
Yang: "I made Mala Hot Pot."
Gil: "It's super red ???"
Yang: "Are you happy, Redford? Red is a colour that makes your neighbourhood shine, isn't it?"
Gil: "But it isn't a colour you should find in cooking... Also, is this really something humans can eat?? My eyes already hurt from standing next to it."
Yukito: "And where did the fancy aspect go??"
Yang: "It's Hot Pot so it's fancy right? If you put something in a pot it's immediately fancy."
Gil: "What kind of master of ridiculous logic are you?? You idiot.."
Kazuma: "Eh? I don't get it? How is it fancy?"
Yukito: "Nono there is definitely no master to be found here."
Harumi: "Well it's okay isn't it! Compared to what I made."
Yukito: "Now that you say it, we still have to do the taste test! Well, both look like they aren't safe to eat... and I have a photoshoot tomorrow so an upset stomach wouldn't work for me, please excuse me."
Kazuma: "I have work tomorrow morning.. if i even touch on the topic of taking off work I swear my senpai is going to kill me."
Yukito: "Looking at the food it looks like it's gonna be a draw anyway because both look absolutely indigestible! So be good boys and both do the punishment game~!"
Yang: "Huh...? Don't you think it's cowardly to suddenly change the rules at the end?"
Gil: "Well you both completely missed the topic and failed so it's a fair loss.."
Yukito: "Anyway the punishment game is gonna be doing cosplay and doing a photoshoot for the thumbnail of this video!"
Kazuma: "The cosplay is gonna be decided by card draw again! Pick whatever card speaks to you!"
Harumi: "Haa, I guess I was kind of already expecting it while cooking..."
Yang: "How idiotic. Not like I have to draw a card."
Gil: "Well, then I'm gonna draw for you! The 2nd one from the right!"
Kazuma: "Thanks Mr. Gilbert! Ehh 2nd card from the left iiis..."
Yukito: huffing and puffing "We finally somehow managed to get both of them changed..."
Kazuma: "I did the makeup of course. I thought i was gonna be killed for sure while doing it, but I was brave and went through with it completely anyway!"
Gil: "Oh? I'm looking forward to the result."
Yukito: "Now, now, you two, come out!"
Yang: "................................................."
Harumi: "Mr. Yang... please... maybe you can smile a bit?"
Gil: "Woaaah, almost looks like you came out of a dreamworld."
Yukito: "Looks good you two! Mr. Yang, could you lean a bit more to the side? Oh and Haru can you twist your arm a little more? Yes, like that!"
Kazuma: "This turned out to be a masterpiece! This is gonna be the raddest thumbnail!"
Harumi: "Eh? You're leaving already?? We still have to take individual pictures, too-"
Gil: "I'm moved, Yang! You endured this really well for once."
Yang: "..............................."
Gil: "Well then, thanks for having us. It was fun! We're gonna leave before Yang explodes, sorry for making you clean up!"
Kazuma: "Eh? Did they really just leave just like that?"
Harumi: "Ah... but it suited him really well... and i even crossdressed this prettily..."
Yukito: "Oh well, don't cry, Harumi-chan. You're gonna ruin your cute face."
Kazuma: "Yukito, are you really gonna flirt with anyone who looks like a girl?"
Yukito: "Huh? But Harumi-chan is always cute."
Harumi: "As if hearing you say that would make me happy!"
Kazuma: "Well seeing that those two already left, let's say our closing words for this one!"
Harumi: "*whining noises* If you think this video was funny please leave a like!"
Kazuma: "And don't forget to subscribe to our channels!"
