FEED THE PIG

Straight. Brown. Male. I'm literally the motherfuckin' shiny pokemon of tumblr

[who-started-this-fuckery]

[duplication]

when you see the girl you hate:

[ripshibainus-blog]

[diverguy727-deactivated20140502]

“Who’s your best friend?”

“This guy!”

I want one!

[panducky]

why not get 2 and complete the set?

[pleatedjeans]

via

[stonecoldliuh]

[ultracrispytaco-deactivated2015]

did you get the ketchup

[sandpit-life-deactivated2015090]

[cowboysbeebops-deactivated20140]

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

[relahvant]

i spit out my water that was brilliant

[wilwheaton]

I came across this when I googled “kittens wearing bow ties”. 

[vegiepizza]

You spin me right round baby

Right round like a record baby

Right round round round

[eating-out-kaneki-deactivated20]

everyone is dead

[lewky]

[quasidrome]

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

[iamtheironrain]

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

[zeldaxsnowcrow]

i like you

[wubmachine-deactivated420-blog]

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

[sellerofqualitykazoos]

well it was either this or lord of the flies

[adziedoodlesphan]

hey look

it’s shakespeare.

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

[boldandproud]

test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers

me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past

[gif-guy]

[curlybrownboy-deactivated201502]

[courtaa]

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

[ruinedchildhood]