Gay for pay

Nick, 18, australia, Medical student and alcohol enthusiast

[chaoticgouda]

all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.

[ambassadorquark]

henry hogfish

[notkatniss]

bringing back this classic

[exeggcute]

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the rule of AITA posts is the worse the title sounds the more you'll agree with op in the end. if op makes themselves sound like the innocent one in the title they were absolutely in the wrong. basic reddit psychology

[apeshit]

just because an ant wont die from falling off a building doesnt mean he wont be crying and screaming the whole way down

[tikkety-tok]

It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts

[bredforloyalty]

[my0clonic-jerk]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

[cozy2000]

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

[baboon-87]

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

[pajamasecrets]

PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE

[melrows]

For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice

[jayiray]

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

when u nut n she keep succin

[reign-sl]

This always leaves me so weak

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[thegaymertrainer]

Choose your fighter

[sai-fujiwara]

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

[ofbeautsandbeasts]

we were all thinking it, so here it is XD

[haltraveler]

[wilbdhm]

[adhoption]

is it just me or

[adhoption]

[sarcasticmudkip]

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

time for me to ruminate on these tweets again.

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

like why is this the funniest exchange i have ever seen. i love them

[anexperimentallife]

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: A tweet reading “Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot

Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhhouwwwwaaaooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah” /End ID]

[girldog]

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways