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@bolinhoelriel
Goddamn, who opened the sewer and let the fucking rats and cockroaches out there?
Imagine still calling us "Ewriels" when the only time Sarah has ever said "ew" while talking about a couple from her books, it was when she was asked about Elucien lmaooooooo 💀💀💀
They were wearing pink and blue 😊
At the end of ACOSF we have:
Miscommunication, angst, and forbidden love between Elain and Azriel.
Elain's best friends being the half-shadow spies trained by Azriel. [Feyre's trio is leadership team, Nesta's trio is military team, Elain's trio is going to be intelligence team]
Rhysand being the bat boy brother in Elain's story.
Feysand's bonus revolving around Elain and Azriel.
Azriel's bonus revolving around his romantic solstice gift for Elain, their almost kiss, and things around them trying to pull them apart.
... and antis think they’re not going to be the next couple.
the fact that the night court never used its greatest weapon in the war to distract hybern's army... azriel showing off his mother-blessed assets
Elain must get butterflies in her stomach with the way Azriel looks at her. I’m dying to know when and how this started. I think their book is going to give off that whole 'young love' vibes.
Who fell in love first? Who took the initiative to brush their hands when no one was looking? Who started the charged glances full of longing and desire?
Hmm... I think I already know the answer; who revealed to us 🦇
That blurry image on Sarah's Instagram looks like a cake, right? Or am I hungry?
I swear I see a cake
the wine got me good
azriel's big ass... what- elain's pussy tea...
afternoon tea? nah, midnight tea.
I find so funny how azriel has a big ass beef with redheads from chernobyumn court and now they're forcing a female one on him with ribbons, pegasus, mermaids and all that fuckery while the poor boy just wants to drink elain's pussy tea and eat her cookies in peace
Antis: "Elain is so bland, like... she is so boring. It would be very surprising if she had a big, good story in her book. She is just the gardener girl."
Sarah: "The POV was very surprising."
Antis: "Oh, it will be a multi-POV."
... they REALLY think SJM is writing Elain just for OW drama in "Azriel's book"?
Eluciens don't know a THING about Elain.
They don't know that she only has sex with the person she has feelings for.
She had sex with her fiancé before marriage because she was in love with him. She LOVED Graysen.
She felt aroused for Azriel in that bonus and wanted to have sex with him because she has feelings for him. She wants this man to be hers.
Elain. Has. Feelings. For. Azriel.
And they still say they love Elain and at the same time they want to call her a WHORE for that bonus scene.
There isn't a fucking universe, mainly written by Sarah J. Maas, where a woman's body, mind and heart are property of a man. What she felt won't be written as something bad.
Let me tell you... Elain will have that delicious huge cock and she will never feel unsatiated and sad in her immortal life. Oh, no.
Boy gave her his time, his soft side, his friendship, his protection, his affection, and he's going to give himself to her on a silver platter.
A woman who lost the fiancé she loved because of a mating bond she never wanted? Oh, she's going to find her happiness. That bond isn't going to ruin her life AGAIN. She won't let it.
Elriel book is coming, and yall will have to read +1000 pages of Elain fucking Azriel raw and good while Lulu is playing monopoly in the other room.
Have a good day.
Remember: the shadows aren't just for Azriel, but also for the twins who are half-shadow, Elain's best friends who will be by her side through her story.
The temporary cover says a lot.
I can totally see Elain and Azriel skating together on ice and dancing elegantly like angels, almost ethereal... like a knight and his princess dancing under the moonlight.
I would absolutely love a scene like that from them on a winter solstice night, only the Mother witnessing them.
They would kill it in waltz, in ice skating, in anything that involves the two of them together, being beautiful and in love with each other.
Gwynriels don't understand that if Gwynnifer was Azriel's mate, he would still question the Cauldron... in HER FACE.
"But why her? Why not Elain? Why it has to be her sister's friend? Why was I given to her but not the third sister?"
After years, Azriel developed feelings for Elain and helped her to overcome her sadness and depression by being the softest gentleman with her, taking her to garden walks, being a quiet company for her, listening to her talking about gardening and baking, and much more instead of looking for his """mate""" who had the worst trauma and was in the most vulnerable state of her life and visiting her in the library to see if she was okay (even 'spying') or building a friendship with her.
And then, when Azriel was going to train the Valkyries in ACOSF, they would already have all that development we readers didn't know and would show through the book, and there would already be that tension between them. Meanwhile, they have absolutely nothing.
He didn't look for her after she was rescued, he didn't want a friendship with her and doesn't consider her a friend, he doesn't reach out to train her privately or offer to train together, and on top of that, in the bonus he left her alone in the freezing night, didn't want to spend the whole night with her (like he did with Elain) and didn't offer to escort her back to the safety of the library after she finished her training.
And then he tells Clotho to give Gwynnie or any of the priestesses the necklace he gifted to the woman he wants to kneel so bad to taste her sweet jasmine flower. It's like the situation where someone doesn't want something anymore because it has now bad memories, so they give it to someone they know but don't spend time with them and say "give it to anyone who you know will like it, I just don't want it anymore" and then they leave like 'I don't give a fuck who gets it, just be someone who is not my friend'. Like… he had all that feeling of gifting Elain the necklace HIMSELF and putting it on HER, and with Gwynnifer in the bonus it's like "yeah, give it to her, or anyone there, thanks Clotho, bye".
Meanwhile through the book we know he worries about Elain, he cares about Elain, feels sick of Elucien's bond, has tension with Elain, almost kissed Elain, and every night he goes to bed with his mind on Elain.
That's a big fucking L.
They should just accept.
Azriel's actual reaction if he sees Gwynnie wearing Elain's solstice gift that he bought ONLY because of its original owner, thinking about her, with her essential symbol, and that still has her arousal scent from that night:
Tag Game! —♡♡ l was tagged by @luvselen (I found it fun, thanks!)
1. Something that might surprise your moods about you.
I’m actually a relative of a famous person. Since I was a baby I've been (dragged) around stages and VIP areas full of singers, bands and high society people... xD
2. Your favorite drink:
Hot water.
3. An activity/hobby you do:
Reading about history and astrophysics, doing math puzzles, learning languages, and practicing any sport of the day or ballet. Now I'm sewing with my mom. ♡
4. A TV show/movie you're watching:
The last movie I watched was 'Michael', with my family.
5. A book you're reading:
I just started Twilight. I love the movies, but it's my first time reading the books!
6. Your favorite dessert:
Honey with any fruit I like.
7. Your favorite romance trope:
A romance trope I love is best friends to lovers without any malice or drama, it just happens they’re really awesome together and love each other so much.
8. Favorite animal:
I’m torn between cats, dogs, birds, and horses. I think I'm an animal person :)
9. Fanfic idea you want to read/write:
Planning to write a medieval story for my sister.
10. Favorite animated movie/tv show:
My childhood favorites; Winx Club and Sailor Moon.
11. Surprising fictional crush:
Clark Kent. He is who he is.
12. Book/Series you didn't enjoy:
Someone made me read a Colleen Hoover book... I was traumatized.
Everyone feel free to join! 𓂃🤍