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Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

good suggestion

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

anarchopuppy

A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal a

holy shit

i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else

jessebloom

you have to be very well read to hate properly. already be reading. expand your mind gain knowledge defend your position

genderkoolaid

idc what the show or anybody else tells me toph beifong's gender is tomboy and she doesn't give a fuck about being a pretty girl. he told me herself.

genderkoolaid

from the notes: my hc is that she doesn't really know what a trans guy is or that its an option. i think toph is like a butch from the 1910s in that he doesn't have modern western identity cis gay vs transhet framework, he's living in a pre butch-FTM split world. but also i think the experience of having been forced to be a docile pretty girlchild and how much her experience of resisting SPECIFICALLY that has shaped him. so like i think if someone called him a boy she'd be like hell yeah but identity-wise i think she'd just go with whatever term for tomboy / butch / dyke she heard used growing up. not an egg not cracked but a secret third thing (from the earth kingdom equivalent of 17th century china).

phlebasthebroenician

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

juststarsandthemoon

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

blueskittlesart

loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no

blueskittlesart

"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,

teathattast

The coolest ppl in life are the ones who are just themselves. Don't let social media trick you into foregoing your individuality to try and fit into what's hip bc what's hip today will be uncool tomorrow. Just be you :)

ribcageteeth

“If I had a time machine I’d kill hitler!” “Well if I had a time machine I’d stop the titanic from sinking!” That’s cool. You guys really sound like you’ve got it figured out. I mean, if I had a time machine, I’d probably just tie a halloween decoration to a drone and fly it over tutor england and convince everyone that the countryside was haunted by some kind of horrible ghoul

apjvff

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.