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hnggggproblems

“ you’re so considerate!”

Haha thanks , I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people so yknow * fingerguns *

theequeerstrian

Today someone told me I’m nice and I literally said “thanks it’s the emotional trauma”

bollackrun

The "helpful one" here like y am i laughing tho?

#me #mental health

terpsikeraunos

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

aphilologicalbatman-deactivated

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

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Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?

executiveoutcomes-deactivated20

That’s it I’m outta here. HYAAAH *slaps own ass*

bollackrun

Sagittarius life

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hmmm

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peachdoxie

doujinshi

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

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brokenribs

thesaltofcarthage

Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a cup of tea.

bollackrun

Magical.

catchymemes

Popular sites as video game characters

alskylark

Yoooo this is fucken rad!

big-hungry-gryphon

ok but why are the feathers made of legs on the Twitter one

pieceofwilderness

What a beauty! 😍 by @kjp . Follow our friends @cabinsdaily . #travel #travelabroad #travellife #cabins #travelgram #traveler #aframe #home #interiordesign #camping #airbnb #earthfocus #nature #naturelovers #naturephotography #interior #natureza #natureaddict #nature_perfection #nature_shooters #naturegram #nature_seekers #naturehippys #natureonly #cabin #pnw #explore | http://pieceofwilderness.com

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lastgunfighterballad

@john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty

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🗣

should-be-sleeping

Don’t take criticism from people you wouldn’t take advice from.

retrogamingblog

Eeveelution T-shirts made by chocolateraisinfury

bollackrun

😍

hashtag-stripper-problems

So last night I help a deaf patron get a lap dance from a stripper he was interested in using what little ASL I know. I’m in school to be an interpreter. All parties were happy. Probably my favorite strip club moment of my life! 😊

Experiences like that are actually pretty rewarding. I’ve left feeling like I’ve contributed to someone’s quality of life and happiness which is a really nice feeling. It’s not all cheap ass grabbers and captain save a hos all the time ♥️ I’m happy for you babe

bollackrun

I have a regular who has a really bad stutter and he always makes sure to thank me (and $ thanks) for not finishing his sentences for him.

#strippersonly #strippers only #stripperlife #goodvibes

zagreus

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 wizard

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 person to share in an adventure that I am arranging

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37q-archive

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

obama-biden-memes

“A shutdown falls on the President’s lack of leadership. He can’t even control his party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the President is weak.”

- Donald J. Trump