“ you’re so considerate!”
Haha thanks , I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people so yknow * fingerguns *
Today someone told me I’m nice and I literally said “thanks it’s the emotional trauma”
The "helpful one" here like y am i laughing tho?
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if i look back, i am lost

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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“ you’re so considerate!”
Haha thanks , I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people so yknow * fingerguns *
Today someone told me I’m nice and I literally said “thanks it’s the emotional trauma”
The "helpful one" here like y am i laughing tho?
ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat
this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on
Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?
That’s it I’m outta here. HYAAAH *slaps own ass*
Sagittarius life
so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a cup of tea.
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Popular sites as video game characters
Yoooo this is fucken rad!
ok but why are the feathers made of legs on the Twitter one
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Don’t take criticism from people you wouldn’t take advice from.
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So last night I help a deaf patron get a lap dance from a stripper he was interested in using what little ASL I know. I’m in school to be an interpreter. All parties were happy. Probably my favorite strip club moment of my life! 😊
Experiences like that are actually pretty rewarding. I’ve left feeling like I’ve contributed to someone’s quality of life and happiness which is a really nice feeling. It’s not all cheap ass grabbers and captain save a hos all the time ♥️ I’m happy for you babe
I have a regular who has a really bad stutter and he always makes sure to thank me (and $ thanks) for not finishing his sentences for him.
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 wizard
looking for a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 person to share in an adventure that I am arranging
im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash
“A shutdown falls on the President’s lack of leadership. He can’t even control his party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the President is weak.”
- Donald J. Trump
Amazon, Netflix and Chevron all paid ZERO DOLLARS in federal taxes for 2018.
#MAGA
The amazing concept art of Kiki’s Delivery Service by Studio Ghibli
The Art of Kiki’s Delivery Service: A Film by Hayao Miyazaki
I love when I have male customers who I can lowkey tell are bi. It makes me so happy to geek out over our shared crushes, male or female. 🥰
Omg how does that touch on something that i have def enjoyed but never put into words?!