Cate Blanchett: I can’t believe I will be playing another lesbian character.
Ocean’s 8 director: You’re not.
Cate Blanchett: No, I’m gonna.
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Cate Blanchett: I can’t believe I will be playing another lesbian character.
Ocean’s 8 director: You’re not.
Cate Blanchett: No, I’m gonna.
New-York Tribune, New York, December 17, 1916
Watching Unbelievable
Feminist brain: the relationship between Rasmussen and Duvall is a great example of a positive female friendship-
Lesbian Monkey Brain: when are they gonna KISS
AND WHY IS HE USING A GMAIL ACCOUNT
I also hate that when you google his name, Richard Branson is the first person who pops up under 'people also search for'
Me: *casually googles the author of the book I've nearly finished editing*
Google: net worth £10 million
I-
OK w h y are all of my social media accounts suddenly compromised
Fantastic. Finally get a quiet day to record the rest of this audiobook, fire up my laptop and it's rattling. Which according to Google means the fan needs replacing. Which I can't afford right now, but the rattling will absolutely disrupt the audio
Hi it's 2019 and I'm still obsessed with that video of Nina Hartley sticking her tongue in Kate McKinnon's ear
Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.
It’s actually better than that - the picture comes from dogs being trained to sit through a PLAY… which means there are actors on the stage performing a musical for a theatre full of dogs.
[image: several rows of theater seats, with at least an ear visible of over a dozen patient dogs.]
I hope the upstairs neighbours enjoyed my Gertrude the Cry monologue half as much as I'm enjoying their off key rendition of Dancing Queen
Also today's rehearsal was bomb except for this bit:
Me, in the weeks leading up to this conversation: man, [director]'s shows are getting such great reviews in Edinburgh, I'm so excited to do the Ed Fringe next year!
Director, driving me to the station: Anyway fuck Edinburgh
Day 1 of rehearsal lads LET'S GO
being in ur 20s really is like *looks in the mirror* so i guess this is the most attractive i’ll ever be :/
no. recognize your milf potential
this is WILD
Me, a top member of the LGBT death squad, hunting heteros for sport.
19 degrees my ass??? Why am I SWEATING