shymathlesbian

she/it, 22, gay, trans, college student. Despite the name, actually more of a physicist

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[renthony]

Hey Ren how many ears does Spock have

*sigh*

I don't know, Natalie, how many ears does Spock have

[natalieironside]

Ah well you see Ren he has a left ear and a right ear, as most of us do

but also

he has a final front ear

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[whatsthatmagiccard]

six seven · Artwork Tag

Magic: The Gathering artworks tagged with "six seven" - A character doing the "six seven" hand thing in the art (two outstretched hands with

[zocomi]

The trans girl with no abandonnment issues would like you to hold her close and promise you'll never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever leave

[esthermika]

turns her into a plushie and never ever stops cuddling her...

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[tonyzaret]

Hang out in a “third space”? Uhh yeah sure as long as you mean the subreddit for my THIRD favorite fandom😂

[regalbunnicorn]

Blankie…. TWO

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[transgenderer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

[myriapoda-1306]

I just misspelled the word "qualified" and said "I'm not quailfied enough to do this"

A quailfied person:

[corpsegirlimmortal]

Chain lightning is the best wizard spell because you hit one person with a lightning bolt and then OTHER PEOPLE also get hit by a lightning bolt. Literally no downsides to casting it in every situation possible.

[xantchaslegacy]

[muzzlesbian]

shoving the tardis up my neopussy call that time dilation

[muzzlesbian]

-the doctor telling me that my surgery site is healing well at my 6-month checkup

[tomb-mold]

im actually going to solve every one of my problems tomorrow i just need to lock in

[thedeliaishere]

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

[chimpdinnerlive]

our server's weekly movie voting rules

[chimpdinnerlive]

War has changed.

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks