Twisted Hippie Chick

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[judelaw]

I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

that wasn't very Versace of you

[cur-sed]

[andallthesinners-saints-deactiv]

[lizardsenjoyinglife]

this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

My kink? Knowing all the information

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[mothsfuzz]

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

- going 2 bed on time

- healthy romantic relationships

- eating without worrying about calories

- living alone

- non-traditional career paths

- loving yourself

- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!

[clearingsky]

- being happy with yourself

-not pushing yourself past your limits

-forgiving yourself

-communicating healthily with yourself and others

[thestuntkid]

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

@thehoosh @wheresmywig @proto-homo making the morning commute

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Things that the love of your life ISN’T going to do to you:

Leave you when you need them most

Do the opposite of what they promised you

Set you up to look bad in front of others

Purposely try to hurt you

Cheat/lie

Punish you when you don’t meet their needs

Pressure you into anything

Withhold affection, intimacy or attention

Control you/the situation

Make you feel as if you will never be good enough

Take out the trash. You have so much real love to look forward to!

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Things I wish I had’ve told my abuser:

Nothing. My energy is better invested elsewhere.

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Toxic people thrive on your confusion. Stop questioning their motives and why one minute they’re nice and the next minute they’re not. Start taking their behavior at face value and see it for what it is - toxic.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[groovychick-s]

not risking shitttt

[littlescorpion6]

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

[happydaysandersen]

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

[siriuslycollins-blog]

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

[adrenaline]

[stupidlamb-s]

[politijohn]

This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.

[incel-waifu]

stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal

[politijohn]

Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here - she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.

I see why you omitted these details - sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story

Also:

[cuzthatsmydj]

Period

[skodasforge]

G*d people really acting like a bartender with student debt showed up to a photoshoot with a $10,000 wardrobe in tow. That’s not how any of this works.

[vic-odeine]

EVERYONE has a G-Spot!!!

It’s called a God spot it’s in your heart hoes

[perispinel]

Reasons to be excited for Detective Pikachu

- Stars Ryan Reynolds as Pikachu - Has a lead black actor, as well as many side characters being non-white - The person who played Dopinder alongside Deadpool is back as a character named Jack, so expect references to that - we get to see some adorable and creepy realistic Pokemon - No way is this gonna turn out to be just okay- expect either amazingly good or hilariously bad - It’s Pokemon