TwilightRengayssance

[twentysideddinglehopper]

[s-wordsmith]

Will never get over Edward Cullen being like "this girl is not afraid of me even though she knows I am a vampire and drink human blood. Ah! I know what will make her afraid! I will take her above the cloud cover so she can see that I sparkle in sunlight!"

And then is absolutely shocked and appalled when this fails to frighten her.

This is why Bella, who repeatedly put herself in dangerous situations to hallucinate her ex, is still the brains in this relationship somehow. The boy is DUMB.

[momo-de-avis]

[alrightevans]

tag game: what would your name be if your parents had named you like edward and bella named renesmee (renée + esme) 

[emilysidhe]

Oh man this is gonna be so whacky let me see you put my grandmothers’ names together and you get … Maryanne. Oh.

[andhumanslovedstories]

I was like “haha yeah Classic Twilight Jests” and then I remembered that my middle names are my grandmother’s names, and that I use my middle names as my tumblr url so for my online identity I literally and willingly renesmeed myself

[thesifsterhood]

My grandmothers’ names are Kathleen and Oraide (she was Brazilian and I’ve never met an American who can say it right without practice). There’s no way that’s gonna be an attractive name. Oraideen? Kathlaide? Kathlaide looks cool on paper but if you were trying to pronounce it correctly it’d be like Kath-LYE-jee and that’s just bonkers.

[queenofthecute]

both of my grandmothers are named Dorothy, so…

[twilightrengayssance]

eibhilín + lena so like eibhilínlena lmao

edit: NO!! eibhilína ??

[reasoningwithvampires]

[reasoningwithvampires]

In the time between New Moon and Eclipse, Bella was grounded. The exact dates are vague until we get a little further along so here’s a quick recap:

[bisexualemmettcullen]

twilight chapters 1-4: oh bella my soul my poor lack of a soul you wouldnt want a poor soulless monster like myself

chapter 5: i decided as long as im going to hell, i might as well do it thoroughly 😎

chapter 6 until the end of the series basically: oh bella my soul my poor lack of a soul you wouldnt want a poor soulless monster like myself

[daydreamluvr]

the holy trinity and the fourth wheel

don't question me, i'm right

[jasperwhitcock]

im losing my mind thinking about edward just being like this tryna hide bella’s heartbeat during the baseball scene

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Imagine: A Midnight Sun movie where every time Edward says something super dramatic, the other Cullens look into the camera like this.

[fuckmeyer]

i am the dragon breathing fire / beautiful mane, i'm the lion / beautiful man, i know you're lying / i am not broken, i'm not crying, i'm not crying...

don't hurt yourself - beyonce [twilight x lemonade]

[twilightrengayssance]

alice “i’m 93% sure” cullen

[clairesjointshurt]

ok so we all know that blasting the twilight soundtrack is essential for mental health but if you do it on an ipod and wear some tight jeans and a fitted tee-shirt and a fitted zip up you can not only visualize twilight but become one with it

[flourescenteffervescence]

An important relic in internet history

[fuckmeyer]

tag urself w/ ur preferred method of demonic possession, i’m pot party

[witchyangela]

Before this trend dies, who wants to find out what coven from twilight they’d be in?

[sumrot]

[geriatricsloth]

credit to op. lost my shit when i saw this

[emmett2wavy]

Edward really made Bella feel like she was musty on her first day of school