boneless

I don’t have bones and all typos are purposeful — she/they/he — queer — benthic zone enthusiast — I’m going to post about bugs a lot

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[redstonedust]

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[viralfrog]

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[theinfiknight]

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

[socpens]

[crimewave420]

[birdsareblooming]

honestly most comprehensible wrtv clip

[labelleizzy]

[eriyu]

[embervoices]

#linguists are on tumblr for the same reason primatologists are in the jungle #observing the species in the wild

[Image Description]

First image:

Left side: a seahorse

Caption: Present Tense

Right side: a sawhorse

Caption: Past Tense

Second image:

Seahorse / Actual horse X Sawhorse / Actual horse = A seesaw (teeter-totter)

[/Image Description]

[specialagentartemis]

More works need to take a lesson from The Silt Verses and include a whole episode of shmoopy cozy romance and then have those characters die badly and then look the audience square in the face and ask “Why does this feel so much more tragic to you than other characters’ previous deaths? Why do you assume having a romantic partner makes someone more deserving of a happy ending?”

And also the aromantic protagonist is having an enemies-to-friends arc with an ex cop turned anti sacrifice cultist by arguing about misremembered song lyrics in the background

[haarute]

josh ruben game changer meltdown

[jay-is-loading]

I'm going to be thinking about this image for WEEKS

[licensedproldier]

images to send to your dnd group after session

[rtvsclipsilike]

Looney Tunes shenanigans (x and x)

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[hawkpartys]

Wheeler’s Fungus-farming Ant (Cyphomyrmex wheeleri)

[reanimateobjects]