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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Mega Not Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Always Be Prepared, Dumbass

[EDITOR’S NOTE TO SUBSCRIBERS: Audio files don’t always embed properly in emails, click on the READ IN BLOG link at the top right for maximum “enjoyment” or whatever the euphemism is for self-punishment] Yeah, yeah, I know, I haven’t posted in ages ‘cuz I had a mental breakdown after losing my cat. But most of you know by now that me having a mental breakdown was always imminent, and probably…

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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Not-So-Daily Bread and Rage

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Oh, how much I want to unleash every profanity under the sun replying to the spineless, gutless, “posted as anonymous” cunt-slut-fuck who sent me a message regarding my missing cat. Holy fuck, you have NO FUCKING IDEA THE BARRAGE OF NEWLY INVENTED SLURS I JUST INVENTED IN MY BRAIN TO SEND A COMPREHENSIVE MESSAGE TO “ANONYMOUS 668” JUST HOW BADLY HE/SHE/IT FAILED IN UNDERSTANDING BASIC EMPATHY…

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Just about finished a thousand word essay on being a holier-than-thou piece of shit because I no longer work a thankless job, hence have no need for mind-numbing alcohol and cigarettes to get through my day, as I wake up every morning at 4 AM to brew my last vice, a pot of coffee, waiting for my sweet spot to go spend an hour at the gym when the fewest amount of humans are present there. No…

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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Daily Blah

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Miguel's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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Mikey's Daily Bread

Don’t forget the butter! Click on the image above to top off your daily words of wisdom…

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