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Chocolate cake

ingredients: 1 1/2 cups of flour 1/2 cup cocoa powder 1 tsp each Baking powder and baking soda

1 1/4 cups sugar 1/3 cup sour cream 2 eggs 3/4 cup of oil 1 tsp of salt 1 tsp of instant espresso powder 1/2 tbl of Almond extract 1 cup of hot coffee

Preheat oven to 350°

sift together flour, cocoa powder, baking powder and baking soda in separate bowl.

in large mixing bowl beat together eggs, sugar, sour cream, oil, almond extract, salt, and espresso powder until combined. slowly pour in hot coffee, whisking constantly untill all mixed in. sift in the dry ingredients, mix well.

pour into greased 9×13 or lined cupcake tray and bake for 30 minutes or until done

literally my dad

Love that Ryland Grace is the opposite of so many male protagonist "heroes" in media and yet he's still so incredibly brave, resilient, and strong. That flimsy little science teacher saves the day.

But he also,

Throws fits when things don't go his way. Not a "I'm a bad bitch" destroying everything-type fit, but tossing a trash can, breaking a screen-type fit.

Cries. A lot.

Pleads. He begs.

Doesn't answer the call to action.

Shows weakness. Being a coward and being fearful are two things he defines himself with.

Doesn't end up with the girl. In fact, that girl isn't even interested and he isn't, either.

Cherishes friendship over a romantic plot or something stereotypically brave like, "I'm going to save Rocky so I can save his world." No, he wants to save his friend, first and foremost.

Squeaks. He squeals. He screams, loudly and very high pitched. He whines. He complains. He physically struggles to open a jar. He's clumsy as hell. He makes some of the least graceful noises one can make.

Is not afraid to be the primitive species lowkey.

I love him and everything he stands for as a male protagonist. Men need to know that they can be just like Ryland Grace and still be just as much of a hero and a man.

spacewasnotagoodidea

your-mighty-words-astound-me

So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now

thestarseersystem

Wait I just remembered this. here u go :3

munneknight

honourable mention

netherator

sockopsockop

I just had to browse tags on this one

Anti mint guy is really getting me lol

homunculus-argument

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

atlantus

I got lunch with my uncle and my neice, who Fifteen(tm) and i was like How Are You?

And she was just like "school sucks, my mom sucks, being fifteen sucks, i just want to grow up"

and so me, a wise and wisened newly fresh thirty year old just replied "yeah it does fucken suck!"

And when i tell you the air physically lightened up and she laughed so hard! And she told me more about why it all sucks and how she feels like no one listened to her, and they tell her to just do it, just get it done, and this girl is tired! She has so much homework and she feels like shes not smart because shes inundated with homework and school and she feels like the people in her life are not hearing her!

Just agree with people when they say something sucks for them! Offer a little sympathy, have some empathy. It does fucking suck being Fifteen.

minart-was-taken

Many such cases

seankurwisean

I am not immune to behemoth Adrian propaganda

beebundt

the die is cast. time in motion. the white rabbit makes haste

t1koy-roll

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

ryanthel0ser

"Between you and me? My name is irrelevant." I hate them.

mysty-esty

that's meant to be a hydraulic press btw

hiveswap

Not attracted to that character i just want him to experience being scared for his life and panicking

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

lemondoddle

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]