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Commissions are happening!

Never thought I would actually be doing this, but right after I was joking about opening commissions to indulge in a nice birthday present for myself I was hit with an absolutely diabolical parking fine (turns out being half an hour late at the campus kiosk gets you orbital laser'd) and also 2 million small-but-they-add-up doctors fees.

I had to quit my job last September because the final year of my degree is a full-time unpaid internship on top of full-time classes (yayyyyyy student teaching), so I'm dyin' out here T_T

Please DM me either here or on discord @/bonesjaunst with what'cha want + references and all that jazz ✨

Payment preferably either through PayPal or Venmo, but I might be able to set something else up if I have to!

SLOTS OPEN 4/5

(More slots will probably open as I finish stuff)

#bones art #girl help!

motherwife

i wont hatepost but sometimes it does feel like this to scroll fandom tags

#so true about the x reader posts by beloved hak-icon'd mutual #like half of my blocked tags are x reader variations and it's NEVER ENOUGH.#I have to keep entering in new ones every time I delve into a new fandom tag #incorrect quotes too. and you can't even be petty about how wrong they are

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

it-was-520-cens

directly inspired by @cataclysmcrows because I say "it is pride month fullmetal. You know what that means" every day. EVERY DAY. Also happy pride. Also happy inaugural post on this sideblog

dick-hardboiled

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

dick-hardboiled

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

goldensunset

junk-thunder

[citation not needed. no prablem]

sasha-on-the-side

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

kaijuerotica

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

littlemut

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

qcharlie

please god watch this right now

fangirltothefullest

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.