Siri, why does God allow suffering?

22, she/her

[pagingmrhermann]

[studentofetherium]

sometimes, the only way i know my roommate is still alive is the $30 cheese that appears and disappears from our fridge

[studentofetherium]

the reviews are in

[uncannyparrish]

trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

[crazy-brazilian]

[daitheflu-mx]

[tumblingoverstars]

[neopets-hentai]

[neopets-hentai]

[milomumbles]

she got me acting like a cartoon pig on a plate with an apple in its mouth

[duskdragonxiii]

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

[ghastlight-gravedig-ghoulboss]

God forbid women do anything

[garbage-empress]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[supergameboytwo]

this post only made it 7 hours before it got stolen lmao

[deathmagnetic]

i’m in tears over this

[capacity]

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

[that-house]

A story in two parts

[lollytea]

Tumblr should introduce "you have been blocked!" notifications. It would cause nothing but problems but at least it would be funny.

[brucebocchi]

dicko mode monday

[weirdsciencegirl]

[o-kurwa]

[actionpackedjackson]

Booty shorts that say this

[teathattast]