2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@turntechgodheadpickleinspector
secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women
<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->
I love listening to really old music. Dude’s bragging about how long he can have sex with a full brass band behind him.
20s-60s pop music be like “I’m gonna cuck every man in town because I have a great tongue” *sick piano solo*
People are like, "Pop culture was so innocent back then!"
meanwhile every time a refined old crooner mentions a woman's "charms" you can basically imagine that "sexyback" by Justin Timberlake just started playing in the background.
"someone to hold in my arms/and know the magic of her charms" yeah sure mister bobby darin that sounds like a wholesome retro activity
people have always been people. they've always been doing the same things.
People pearl clutching over songs like WAP: ”Songs were so wholesome and clean back then. Not like NOW!”
Lucille Bogan in the 1920s about to drop the raunchiest song she can think of: “I got a song about fucking and it’s not going to beat around the bush about it. Gonna open with a line about my titties.”
You weren’t kidding
Me, everytime I see 'Ferrus has no head' joke
i do think it's a good setup for jokes about fulgrim not getting head tho
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
Oh My God Damn
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing
tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing
Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance
TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed
at evil taco bell they serve Baja Blight
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
do not come to my house pouring big cups of juice like this
why did you take this screenshot in a sinister fog?
Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.
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