[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[abcnewsateleven]

where my lexahoes at

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[kvotheunkvothe]

a rare sighting! the mother van found a safe parking spot to have its young. isn't nature beautiful

[bongjongen]

okay not to blame everyone else for my problems but why are things always happening to me

[koiagain]

Being 11 was terrible i would not wish it on anyone

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[kosmogrl]

they weren’t kidding when they said the only way out is through

[junglejim4322]

You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[enby-licious]

My antidepressants talking to me:

[disgustinggf]

[opiates]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[dissolvdboy]

they make you go through the horrors when you turn 14 btw