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[creamysmooth]

Marpessa Dawn and her husband Eric Vander, 1960

[showerthoughts-lol]

Cinderella's dress must have been very revealing if the prince looked at her all evening without being able to remember her face.

[oeut]

tami williams

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[getmad-govegan]

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

[carnival-phantasm]

[rememberourpurpose]

[rememberourpurpose]

I broke my back carrying the weight of this dunya, love broke me, hate shattered me, deppresion numbed me and anxiety ignited my end. How naive of my soul, to burden it so heavily? When I turn back to You, all my worries were but a feather…

(via rememberourpurpose)

[biisousss]

[potentdream-deactivated20241205]

[believe-in-tomorrow-deactivated]

@sabahx swear this will be you and me😂

[xsabahx]

awwww you’re so adorbs i can’t even, but that is so on point loooooooools😂

[koreanmodel]

Bae Yoon Young for Singles Korea Aug 2016

[n-wordbelike]

[etudiantepodo]

Quand Boubou m’interroge ou que ma referente me fais signe a travers les vitres pour qu’on discute

[landoftrueimages]

[maurypovichofficial]

imagine someone liking me more than just a friend…wild

[melisica]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

6 Native American girls explain the tragic story behind Thanksgiving

follow @the-movemnt

[adriansydney]

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants