Nurses: these injections aren’t as bad and your HPV ones, they were brutal. You won’t feel ill. You’ll be fine. The needles are half the size from your last ones.
Yr9s: hmmm not sure we believe u but ur a nurse so I’ll trust you
*gets injections*
*time skip the next day*
Every. Single. Yr9.: -has headache
-feels sick
-falling asleep
-either extremely cold or extremely hot
-wants to kill the nurses
-has two aching arms off being stabbed
-shivvvvering
-hates Edward Jenner
-slightly happy abt being immune to polio, diphtheria and 4 types of meningitis
-just wants to go home
posts from when i saw 13 that have aged poorly in a post-covid world :











