Local Orc Dad

Toofy man who draws /23/D&D nerd/Orc enjoyer/NO MINORS/

[victusinveritas]

[plumbewb]

hear me out…

[punkrock-bottom]

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

[lazydelusions]

[peachdoxie]

[kingscrown666]

I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall

Like. What am i missing here?

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

honey he has a fish for a head

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Everyone has their flaws ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[orcbardneeul]

Quest: Recover Stolen Dragon Egg

Evade Traps

Secure Cargo

Escape Unnoticed

Return with Honor

An experienced adventurer, Neeul knows that most quests require a certain level of improvisation and creative problem solving...

🎨: @toofbiscuit

[haaarpb]

🤲

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[sicknastyjr]

So true it's awesome to have a game that basically forces you to be creative to fully engage with it's been so much fun to see

[gornsf]

something i did last night because i couldn’t sleep

[unpretty]

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

[unpretty]

[lenofi]

me

[bludraws094]

make chocolate chip cookies

all purpose flour

baking soda

salt

softened butter

granulated sugar

brown sugar

vanilla extract

egg

chocolate chips

gravel from the driveway wait why is this an option wait dont pick this one

Voting ended onApr 30

[bludraws094]

how long should it bake

+1 minute

-1 minute

Voting ended onMay 2

[bludraws094]

and at what temperature

+10°f

-10°f

Voting ended onMay 2

[feeshstiks]

[bardjulus]

like i know gnomes are an invasive species but this feels a bit overkill to me

[choco-bruno]

Gift

[orcbardneeul]

Neeul & Scorn taking a trip to the gym.

One of them is taking it seriously, and the other is just there to ogle hot guys...

🎨: Sacroix

[dogpuppy]

Here’s my collection if you have any to add please hmu

[bloggingboutburgers]

We're getting there little by little, sure. But it's a road.

Anyway happy international asexuality day back to work I go

[were--ralph]

After I finish blowing my orc husband behind the Dairy Queen drive-thru sign