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leave me a trail of glitter| basically a mess|

[reila-ravkong-deactivated202304]

Ravi’s brain: make him laugh 

Ravi: why

brain: you gotta

[sandandglass]

[maaarine]

[no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2]

[hannahhillam]

~*~ Always ~*~ https://www.instagram.com/p/BoBTn3Mlwxe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15vcoacrl3mcl

[our-hideout-world]

“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 

[haveabiscxitpotter-blog]

“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

[basillisks-deactivated20170923]

“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

[dead-seriously-deactivated20160]

LOL dark-blueeeee

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

[marauders4evr]

I’ve got this…

“Twelve and a quarter inches…pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition…You treat it regularly?“

“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.

Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it.

He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it.

Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see…Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a dick anymore.”

Lucius Malfoy look up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.

“My Lord?”

“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”

[peachsllk]

PFFFFF HAHA

[prayforjensen]

“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”

[snakebitcat]

Mrs. Weasley: [to Fred & George] Just because you’re allowed to use magic now does not mean you have to whip your dicks out for everything!

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

Life imitates art

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is literally the real life version of getting the right answer on a math test by using the wrong function

[itdoesabitthough]

[badgop]

[fatgxddess-not-active-deactivat]

[theradicalresistance]

A role model for us all

[sol-ex-machina-deactivated20190]

clickhole is a fucking treasure

[stardustandswirls]

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

[slinvak]

Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[powerfulwizard]

I will give you one of my saved URLs if you never have to make me read griffinmcelroypisskink again

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[takealookatyourlife]

Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

[takealookatyourlife]

[bloodasredlipstick-deactivated2]

That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!

[gabyluvsxena]

Athena’s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a “boys club”, and the true offending party (don’t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. What’s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusa’s image was used to signify woman’s shelters and safe houses.

Medusa means “guardian; protectress”, and she was.

[geekremix]

holy shit.

[virtuous-thing]

Feministic mythology is what I’m here for

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[welcome2khaos]

oh god why is this me lol help

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

I’m so glad this came back into my life

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

ahahahahahahah omg 

[bloominflowers]