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"i want to pick ringo up by the scruff of his neck and throw him in the air"

Mike Nesmith is like a mother to me. I can’t explain it. He’s just my mom. He’s just so momcoded. When I am about to go outside I hear his voice in the back of my head going “and where are YOU going WITHOUT A JACKET?”

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"every time i see an image of john i start clawing at the walls and chewing the furniture"

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"i wrote a 9 page monkees fan fiction where theyre all trapped in the desert and peter passes out due to heat exhaustion and the others decide to kill and eat peter"

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"whenever paul mccartney sends texts out on groupme i send ominous or weird texts back bc i know he’ll never see them"

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"i think paul mccartney has the face of kewpie doll And he is also built like one a little bit. he looks like he should be holding a comically large lollipop with a rainbow pinwheel hat on and he is So Small that it flies him up into the air. Also he's wearing a little sailor uniform. This is my fantasy"

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"i want to put davy through the washing machine"

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"paul is slowly becoming my favorite beatle and i feel bad about it. I'm just so obsessed with everything he does."

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"I cant stop seeing the monkees meatlocker box wherever i go it has gotten so bad that when i buy things that are square shaped in the store i think about the fucking box. I am also trapped the monkee curse is real and i will never get out"

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"my father went to school with sean lennon! It was at the private boarding school ‘Institut Le Rosey in Rolle’ in Switzerland. I think it was around 1988 or 87’"

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"sometimes when i’m depressed i just think about paul’s ass in help the movie so i can lighten up. also he and linda are my favourite lesbian couple"

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"i think john would have had it in him to be the gay monkee but he would have suffered"

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"i wish davy was a little purse dog i would make him wear a cunty little sweater and put clips in his hair"

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"if paul mccartney was a doll i’d try to hand feed him carrots and grains like a horse and then clean up his chin with a little rag and then tuck him into bed and read him a beautiful bedtime story"

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"i wholeheartedly believe john lennon and mike nesmith were having freaknasty sex on the regular"

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"Paul mccartney should eat his guitar on stage with a fork & knife it might make him more interesting"

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"if john lennon was an axe murderer i would honestly lose a bit of my self-preservation skills i will be honest"

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