Levy

Wattpad Author

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Death’s corpse watching Faith kiss Alexandru

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Death: I’ve gathered you here today because I want to play the most dangerous game

Faith: *nodding* Knife monopoly

Death: I was going to say I’m going hunt you for sport but now I’m interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is

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Ace: You’re losing blood! What’s your type???

Death: Black hair, blue eyes, very annoying, whiny-

Ace: Your blood type, Alex

Death: Ohhhh. Red.

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Death: I have an idea

Ace: No murder

Death:

Death: *kills someone*

Ace: Alex what the fuck

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Death: I am the Angel of Death! Do not correct me!

Faith:

Faith: Then stop being wrong

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Faith: Why can’t the t-rex clap?

Ace: Because their arms are too -

Death: Because they’re all dead

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Faith: I hate you with every inch of my body!

Death:

Death: That’s not a lot of inches

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SOC is literally the embodiment of be gay do crime

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Authors when people they know tell them they’ve read their books:

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Death Is My BFF book one:

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“Faith, I love you.”

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Jude: if you don’t shut up I’ll stab you

Cardan:

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Malcolm: I have an idea

Gemma: No murder

Malcolm: I no longer have an idea

https://www.wattpad.com/story/273297565-illusion

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Ares: You’re a pussy

Apollo: You are what you eat

Hermes: *chokes*

Dionysus: *high-fives Apollo*

Zeus: *slams plate on the table* One peaceful dinner. Just one. That’s all I ask for.

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Dionysus: What are you doing?

Apollo: Helping Hermes find his box of cornflakes that I ate earlier

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Aphrodite: What’s the first thing you notice when a guy comes up to you?

Athena: The fucking audacity

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Someone on Mt Olympus: Shakira is overrated

Apollo: *stops playing Hips Don’t Lie at full blast* YOU TAKE THAT BACK