[narrie]

Twitter dying but tumblr is still standing

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[shirewalker]

“Don’t you get it? Right here, right now, you are everything I ever wanted. I don’t care about money, connections, or reputation. We can earn all these things, together. I just want you. You’re so much more than I hoped for. If you come home with me, I’ll be the luckiest person alive.”

I didn’t see him move. One moment he was standing by the fountain and the next he kissed me, his lips hot and desperate. He stole my breath away.

“Stay with me,” I asked him.

“Always,” he promised.

happy (belated) birthday!! @housebaylor <3 <3 <3

[majinhoe-deactivated20240212]

I’m....going straight home after work

[trashboat]

wow and with the butter topping on there and everything

[lost-but-with-coffee]

How will the country girls make do now?

[caul-serrikane]

MANNY JACINTO Nine Perfect Strangers | 1.02 “The Critical Path”

[emmacharlottewatson]

Chadwick Boseman photographed by Bjorn Iooss for MR PORTER

[iridessence]

Post show money shower with tips from the Essence of Glamour!

IG: iridessence

[unclefather]

[glowpop]

i feel like i’m losing my mind this is legit the funniest shit i’ve come across

[eyeofscottie]

instagram.

[theelovelyyboness]

I love this. I’m all for these types of friendships but I think most ppl think anything intimate is too far but friends can do these things too

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

that mental illness feel where you’re tired as shit but you wanna stay awake as long as possible for some ungodly reason

[tgpgifs]

[arrghigiveup]

[nourelein]

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

[thundergrace]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Thor: Protector of Lesbians

[dailytwitterposts]

[sapphoshands]

…i love her?!?

[trainthief]

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN