Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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JBB: An Artblog!
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we're not kids anymore.
titsay
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taylor price
dirt enthusiast
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@imttcuof
you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.
The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”
Today's episode of my YouTube video series is sponsored by; Some Fucking Scam
Some Fucking Scam, it seems a little sketchy now, but its lent legitimacy by the number of people they're paying to talk about it. Five years from now there will be a four hour video essay about how its a fucking scam and stole millions of dollars and leaked literally all of your data, but right now? It seems mildly convenient.
Give your money to Some Fucking Scam, because literally Every. Single. Thing. advertised by a YouTuber is a grift.
noncon friendship
Coworkers
Your friend’s boyfriend
Beyblade heavyweight division
This is the most unsafe thing I've seen in a while
@osha-unofficial
back in the 60s they let you do this on airplanes
So help me, I love JRPG bosses with stupid meta strategies that exploit some quirk of the mechanics to ruin your day. Like, yeah, cast a spell that changes my primary damage-dealer's damage type to an element the boss is healed by, and I can't even remove it because it's technically a buff and all of the condition-removing effects specifically don't remove buffs. Give me a boss whose passive aura grants spell reflection to the opposing party, which in practice prevents me from healing myself but doesn't hinder the boss at all because literally all of their attacks are physical type. Go on, make it weird.
i can’t lie this is the realest shit
scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs
queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man
"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!
maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about
muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr 🙏
sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME
@zoethesportsblog
a few of my favorites
a new one just dropped
had to add a couple favs from my personal collection
Hi my name is nilered i have more money than god and here is my latest chemistry themed single use device that costs more than your car
So todays yield of sodium acetate Was 0.3%, Which was worse than what I had Hoped, but we did get to see the volcano explode, Which you have to admit was Pretty Cool
Tosay, we're doing something stupid with food college students do with microwaves and toaster ovens. However, in this case I'll be doing it with this twenty thousand dollar piece of industrial machinery from Ali Baba, which I will immediately break.
all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me
I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks
Fun fact 1: Antidepressants, ADHD medication, and being autistic can all cause a person to have a lower tolerance to heat
Fun fact 2: Heat can make your heart beat faster as it attempts to cool your body down
If your chest starts to feel weird, you feel dizzy, nauseous, or are having panicky sensations without necessarily being anxious, try to find somewhere to sit and cool down, ideally with a cold drink (and let someone know if you can). Heat sensitivity is no joke.
It's day 4? 5? of the heatwave here in the UK so time to bring this one back
I didn't know I also had PoTS when I made this comic. Happy to report that I am now medicated and my heart isn't going quite as fast as it used to in the heat (although it still has its moments)
All neurodivergent people should have a hobbit home like I do. I don’t know if I can ever move out of this flat.
file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
I like this dress because it looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear to the BDSM club
My friends and I were brainstorming PBS themed scene names. I would be Ms. Sizzle and they would be Bill Tye the Shibari Guy and Master Rogers.
JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???
being very fat means that sometimes you will encounter a chair that is so spindly, so fragile, so delicate. sometimes you will encounter a chair that is made of matchsticks and dreams. and has a seat the size of an ipad. a chair that resembles a newly born deer taking its first shaky steps. being very fat means that sometimes a thin person will offer this chair to you as a seat and not even think about it. meanwhile you, the fat person, if you listen very closely and with an open heart, can actually hear the chair whimpering and coughing like a sick victorian child. a thin person will offer this chair to you, a very fat person, and you have to look at them. and then the chair. and then your hips. and back at them. and be like. let's be real. can we please be real for a second. can we please use our spatial awareness right now. like it's okay we are allowed to use our spatial awareness when it comes to my ass. it's all good.
