Having your period 🩸 at the Crown Castle would NOT be for the weak.
Think about it. The maids can just take off time without question if unwell but also imagine a castle full of men that dont know what to do
(also the time era/taboo of it & overall education if we want to get into specifics)
I imagine a little bit of chaos would ensue because they didnt quite think things through for their new full time fairytale keeper & now they listen with varying degrees of shock & awe as you stand there one morning/afternoon asking in a bashful voice if the castle has any cloth pads. Sure Roger knows the most from his studies, & Alfons no doubt knows about it too from his escapades but Ellis? he came from a small town, religious father he doesnt know what a period is TRUST. Ring either, poor baby would see blood on your sheets or back of your dress & legitimately get distressed thinking you somehow got hurt. Victor would kick himself for not better preparing things for their precious new Robin & they all unanimously decide after a few minutes of discussion right then that youre staying in bed until it passes.
Victor would feed you lots, including stuff that would help with bloating & fatigue. On that note William would make sure you had anything you wanted & craved. Liam would pop by to check on you, curious & doting with some flowers for your room. Harrison would awkwardly give you a book he enjoys to read to try & comfort you, Ellis would come by, concerned that your period gets in the way of your happiness, bringing a deck of cards for a game & offering to keep you company. Alfons helps cramps & pains with the offer of a massage, promising to keep it over the clothes, you'll just have to make it up to him later. Roger would be the least concerned, menstruation is normal, but that wouldnt stop him from mixing something up for you if you suffer too many symptoms ofc, worse case he comes in with his notebook & asks if he can run an experiment on you. Elbert would bring you something, such as a soft handcrafted quilt & offer it to you while you rest, of course he has no use for it anymore, he no longer sees it as beautiful but if it helps you then he doesnt mind. & for Jude...hed probably say you have cooties or something :') LOL but if you squint really hard you can tell hes not as harsh as usual & would toss you back in the bed if he saw you trying to push yourself or follow along for a mission.
uhhh thats honestly all I can think of for the boys- brought to you by someone dying from period pains T_T. My hcs probably seem over the top but I really like the idea of the guys being rather dumb on the subject but clearly trying to help in their own ways, like a whole collective brain cell working overtime (>∇<)ノ Also I would really love to be doted on rn
Feel free to add your own thoughts & ideas or ikevil comfort!! ive only been playing since May.
(I dont know enough about Vogel to add them :'D sowwy)
I have learned alot about the Vogel from absorbing Dari's route. So imma add them.
Ring doesn't know what a period is, he goes to Nica for help and Nica gets what he knows helps his other flings.
I honestly think Nica is your go to guy for this? Like- he will sneak your ass out of the Castle to help you not be stuck in bed all day. Get you some good shit. He has connections, don't question it.
Darius is uh- way to happy about this for the most part. You are trapped in your room and you can't leave because of your beloved Crown? Why wouldnt he take full advantage of that and treat you like a sick pet. It being monthly just adds to the joy he gets from it, just... dont get your blood on his clothes.
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I've been working on some silly modern-day content including the warlords. I'll forever mourn the fact that we never got enough future inside jokes between MC and her suitor. Or just MC and Sasuke, so I'm making my own version. Enjoy!
Masamune would be on TikTok a lot and he would love the quick cooking and baking content. He would also make videos himself... Even thirst traps. You know those specific cooking thirst traps that some guys make, kneading the dough sensually or pouring olive oil or some filling...? Yeah. He would be good at it in a suspiciously small amount of time. He would quickly gain a respectable amount of fans too but would always keep his videos educational as well. Not just pure sexiness lol. Would also try his cooking at the end of every video or make MC try it. When it's official they're a couple, the fans adore them even more! But generally speaking I think he'd like the concept of streaming platforms too, as well as television. He would watch legitimate cooking shows and contests, borrowing ideas. Other than that I think he would also love watching action movies or superhero movies. Marvel or DC, I think eventually he would end up being a fan of either of the franchises.
Nobunaga's habits almost go hand-in-hand with Mitsuhide's. He doesn't sleep a lot either and enjoys the thrill of seeking out new content in his sleepless hours during the night. Loves true crime podcasts, videos and series as well. Is also weirdly fascinated with historical dramas, especially after MC makes him watch a few with her. Points out the inaccuracies but does enjoy the alternative storytelling. He usually uses the same platforms as Mitsuhide, but he does have TikTok because of MC. He doesn't post, but he uses it frequently to watch those aesthetic candy packing videos. And when he finds out there are entire businesses vlogging about candy making, transportation and everything else, he feels like another world has opened up in front of him. He reads the news too. BBC and CNN becomes a staple. Lastly, he's weirdly offended you can't just start dealing with weapons on the internet... He doesn't get why that's illegal out of everything.
Mitsuhide has two sides: he either binge watches multiple seasons of series a day — it's not like he sleeps much, or at all —, OR he binges a true crime podcast, or specific video essays about crimes and serial killers. He actually likes the streaming platforms a lot. So much content for a small monthly deposit... He also watches some of these with Nobunaga, because he doesn't sleep a lot either lmao. He's weirdly fascinated with conspiracy theories as well and tries to debunk them with his knowledge. Also, he definitely looks himself up and what history thinks about him in this timeline. Articles, videos, Wikipedia and all that. It intrigues him, and later on he looks up the others as well. (Plus I headcanon he knows about the dark web... A little too much.) Needless to say, he feels one of the most comfortable with using the internet, since he finds it genuinely amusing.
Hideyoshi would fall victim to scams, false advertisements a lot. He just can't believe the concept of fake ads and how a product is so different on the picture and when it arrives. He's also a Temu/Wish/AliExpress victim. He gets fascinated by the creative little products or decorations he sees, but almost always gets disappointed when they arrive. Does not understand shipping costs and the fees he receives when he orders a package. Watches more ads than content, really. And is wary of the streaming services... He keeps a close eye on his lord and Mitsuhide. But is not intimidated by sketchy websites. Does not know what cookies are, that every site asks for... If he happens to find a mailing address he does mail them a small package with cookies and tea. (Kill 'em with kindness Hideyoshi wohoo)
Mitsunari would be absolutely fascinated with the amount of knowledge that one can find on the internet. I think he would gradually spend his time trying to find books, articles, official documents on topics he likes and is interested in. I also think he would get really good at pirating them quickly... (Don't tell Hideyoshi.) He would be just as hypnotized by reading such files as by a normal book, you would still have to try extra hard to shift his attention. Eventually he would need specific glasses with a blue light filter. I also headcanon that when he discovers the same thing with music — that basically he can listen to anything he wants —, specifically YouTube music, he would get hooked on lo-fi hip-hop. It literally turns off all his senses and he's able to concentrate only on reading — it's almost like he ascends. His learning capability becomes more powerful. I don't think he would be a huge fan of streaming platforms or movies and such, but on some occasions he would watch historical documentaries, not only about Japan, but about other countries. He would love to familiarize himself with knowledge from all over the world. Hideyoshi wouldn't let him have his own accounts, so in the end Mitsuhide would share his Netflix account with him... He would also introduce him to the concept of conspiracy theories and videos about them. And surprisingly he does get hooked. When Hideyoshi learns about it though... He will be furious at Mitsuhide. (+ He'd watch tons of short cat videos on YouTube shorts. I know we all get them on our fyp lol.)
Ieyasu would be surprised and initially incredibly cautious about the big library of knowledge the internet offers. However, slowly he does get himself into it. I think he would grow attached to National Geographic on the TV and would watch it day and night for a short while. He'd secretly grow interested in such people as David Attenborough or Jane Goodall, bringing nature closer to humans. (He would consider subscribing to their magazine service as well.) On the other hand I think he would be very interested in the scientific and professional medical side of the internet. Reports, articles, tests, experiments, development for new cures and remedies, the concept of vaccines and modern medications such as pills, etc. And while researching all this for his own pleasure he would accidentally stumble upon hospital dramas... Like Doctor House or Grey's Anatomy. And oh god. He would watch it, because of some kind of twisted guilty pleasure — he tells himself — but at the same time he hates it. He thinks it's embarrassing and they have no business making such ridiculous dramas in the medical field.
Keiji would looove the internet. I think if he was born in the modern ages he would definitely be some kind of famous persona on social media. Either from memes or reckless challenges, not really a well-crafted influencer, I think he would be someone who accidentally goes viral. But in a warlord sense, I don't think he would specifically search for such contents, he would just quickly get captured by it. He would definitely try to recreate a few modern challenges, sometimes with other warlords from the Oda forces or Kanetsugu (he's the only one who can make him do it.) His goal is enjoyment every time, and it doesn't bother him if he fails or perhaps gets hurt a bit... That's Hideyoshi's job. He hates to see Keiji coming and going with a new idea in his head. But Masamune and Ranmaru are almost always in. Mitsunari could be too, but Mamayoshi doesn't let him lol. And one time he succeeded in persuading Mitsuhide so his references are not bad. I think he would rather gravitate towards YouTube and shorter content forms, rather than streaming platforms with long movies and series. (Only if MC asks him.) However, I can see him liking reality shows, being fascinated and sometimes way too entertained by them. Either they're scripted or not, Love Island, Blind Love, Ninja Warrior and so on, he likes them all and definitely watches them with MC... and occasionally he does grow attached to some people starring in these shows. He would also love to post, mainly on TikTok, but he has to hide it from Hideyoshi so he doesn't get a heart attack... TikTok star Keiji when?
Yukimura, I'd like to think, ends up on the weirdest side of the internet... Thanks to Sasuke. Because he makes him share accounts with him on almost every platform. So he gets exposed to memes, Vines, crazy challenges and just overall weird internet content as well as some super confusing astrophysics and other scientific topics that he doesn't understand, so he's left with the memes again. The only account he has his own of is Instagram. He surprisingly has a profile but does not understand how posting works. He tried to choose a profile picture about 10 times but he still doesn't have one because he doesn't understand the weird instructions the app gives. (He also posted the same picture accidentally 10 different times too. He's struggling.) However, he's on the weirder side of Instagram again, and he gets too many scam messages. And he answers to all of them because he doesn't know they're bots. It takes him several weeks until he calls either MC or Sasuke for help and they have to completely wipe his account so that a new, fresh start will prevent the same mistakes from happening. It's somewhat a success, Yukimura is still struggling but way less after Sasuke and MC gave him a 3 hour lecture about internet and social media safety, and basic etiquette.
Sasuke is the weird kid. His lord and the others at Kasugayama castle always thought he used curious words and expressions in his speech sometimes. And he also seemed weirdly interested in specific scientific topics that felt impossible to understand for others. Astrophysics, was it? Well... Eventually as they saw and tried to understand the concept of the internet and the specific things Sasuke himself showed them, it certainly explained a few of his speech problems (said by Kenshin.) He's an avid user and has got it all: the memes, the carefully constructed for you page on every platform — again, either old Vines or super crazy scientific stuff. I think he also has a side where he sometimes indulges in conspiracy theories, but he doesn't really share it with the others. He also watches a lot of tech content — testing, comparison, repairment etc. He loves when some crazy tech channels take apart phones or cameras or other things. I can also imagine him liking a lot of GoPro content, when someone just puts it on themselves and goes skating, roller blading, long distance running, bungee jumping and so on, I can see this being his relaxing content rather than some chill r&b music.
I think Shingen would get hooked on the practical side of YouTube. Tutorials about anything and everything, but eventually he finds the carpentry side of the platform and he's even more fascinated. I'd like to think he tries out a lot of those things, in small ways at first, polishing his carpenter skills and then he just decides to try and learn anything else that comes up. Knitting, crochet, pottery and sculpting are some of his favorites. Unknowingly, he'd also encounter the same candy packing and candy making videos as Nobunaga, and he would also watch those in his free time. As well as those silly real or fake hyper realistic cake challenges, which he would almost always lose lol. He almost gets into cooking shows but then finds them too stressful, so he just goes back to aesthetic baking and pastry making videos — basically anything that has something sweet in it, Shingen would watch it. And eventually make MC watch it with him because it feels even sweeter with his goddess beside him. (His words, not mine.) I don't think he would be too into the streaming platforms, however he would like the idea of a shared movie night with everyone around — from Kasugayama, obviously. And last, but not least, Yukimura definitely requests to check his screentime and some of the content he watches, just to be cautious. He can't have too much of the best candy packing content lol.
Kenshin is not allowed to have any official accounts, only temporarily and burner accounts out of fear that he declares war in the comment sections of any post or announcement. He doesn't understand either why can't he start dealing with weapons on simple shopping platforms, nor does he understand the meaning of internet etiquette which sometimes results in cancel culture... He's a tough one to media train. However, with a little time he warms up to the idea of consuming more media and finding his favorite genres. Since he's not allowed to have his own phone or accounts one day he starts discovering the streaming platforms and TV. A few movies and series in the action category quickly catch his attention and he starts watching them with interest. Eventually he tries to reenact a few sparring scenes, debunking the movements whether they're possible or not, or sometimes he even makes up his own out of creativity. He finds new motivation to fight and spar with the others. (Poor Yukimura and Sasuke...) Also, another time he accidentally learns about the concept of the Olympic Games from MC, he becomes even crazier. You literally can't make him move away from the TV and he's very pleased to learn about successful Japanese athletes as well as the fact that Japan has hosted multiple games before.
Kanetsugu keeps an eye on Kenshin when Sasuke is not available. Or... Well, at least he tries. He doesn't get the concept of the internet entirely either, social media, posts, videos, reels and so on, but he's actually able to deter his lord from declaring anything dangerous in an innocent comment section. While he would mostly keep watch of Kenshin, in that other small portion he does discover his likings. Secretly he definitely shares some accounts with Keiji, or Keiji makes him download certain apps just so they can communicate better and send silly videos. I think Kanetsugu would definitely find the communication system more comfortable, although when he accidentally got his first call, he was very bewildered. And it was a scam call obviously. Again, Sasuke had to do some damage control. Honestly he's very fascinated about the fast networking of it all and actually how quick and easy the access is. When he discovers articles about himself and the others he gets insane whiplash though. However, he'd also be one of the tremendous animal content enjoyers. He needs media training between the false AI content but he quickly catches on. He also probably watches the same funny animal YouTube shorts like Mitsunari lol.
Yoshimoto is kind of like a nice, retired old man at heart. I think he would be fascinated, but at the same time bewildered because everything is locked behind a screen. He can't touch art, he can't examine it from a closeup (he has yet to discover zooming ig), it's simply not the same as real life and it throws him off. But I don't think he would be completely ignorant, however he's definitely disappointed he can't examine art the same. I think it would be interesting if eventually he'd read articles about the internet itself, as well as computers and smart phones. I imagine he'd be bewildered yet again to find out sneaky secrets like when taking a photo of someone warps the picture and people look fuller. Or how many tiny pixels each screen consists of and how it slightly changes colors and so on... And he's completely down in a rabbit hole. Eventually, I think he'd grow to favor the free music and streaming, so I think he would have a blast discovering many new genres and artists. Eventually, I see some immersive videos finding him on YouTube, when he spends time watching videos about the same things he reads articles about. And he's actually fond of the audiovisual characteristics of the platform. But YouTube is a bit cruel to him... A few immersive and nature videos later one wrong click and he finds himself on the dark side: ASMR. (But shocker, he weirdly likes it. It makes him relax.) And then an even crueler side of ASMR is the roleplaying type. Boyfriend, girlfriend ASMR and everything else. Audiobooks too, eventually, yeah, sadly even those ones— Once MC or Sasuke discovers it, they send him to a detox lol. He's going to need it.
Motonari is quite hard-headed and difficult to convince about the good and useful side of the internet. The whole concept of everyone, all over the world using it creeps him out tbh. He sees people touching their phones with bare hands in public, the huge crowds and so on... Well, let's just say he's not open to the whole modern world idea, let alone the internet. Public transportation specifically would make him run to the end of the world, BUT, anyways— He only interacts with the world wide web when he's with MC. Eventually he does get more curious about how things work, but in a very objective way. Still can't believe that this thing called Google knows the answer to just about anything you ask from it. He thinks it's some kind of scam. (Don't tell him about AI, he would hate it even more.) The only thing I see him slowly open up to is the trading and learning about how it works internationally and how big scale it is. (Starting from webshops lol.) And the technical side of sea transportation as well maybe, but that's all. Only occasionally can MC convince him to watch some kind of movie or series, which most of the time he doesn't end up hating but he's still not trusting the concept of streaming platforms.
Kicho is a tough one... He has knowledge about the future, but I imagine he would still be very cautious. I can low-key see him being one of those people that use VPN constantly, or incognito mode, checking their location and information at all times, their leaked or not leaked data, and refusing to pay for things online because their card might get stolen. The more background knowledge he gathers, the less he likes it. I imagine he would put a lot of time into discovering the whole story of the internet and later on big corporations like Meta, Microsoft or Google that dictate a big part of our lives. However, I think he'd also gather knowledge about the dark web pretty fast... And perhaps would trade with it as well? (It's a mystery how he does it really, but clearly nothing is impossible for his wits.) Would low-key love ragebait content and would gladly start wars in comment sections. (Kenshin better not know what he's missing out on...) I think he's also one of those who searches up their own name — and is very bewildered when he sees he's been recorded in history as a woman —, but later on everyone else's names as well, for fun. Plus, he's also an avid listener of true crime podcasts, because it helps him learn more about the future.
Kennyo, initially, would be quite unbothered about the concept of the internet. He acts like a boomer... If only he knew what that means, of course. He doesn't get the hype, so MC has to explain it multiple times from multiple different angles. If he does agree to look into it and try it, I think he would be quite intimidated by the fast-paced environment of it all. I don't think he would like streaming platforms, but he would dislike YouTube and other social media as well, especially TikTok, the fastest and shortest form of content consumption of it all. However, in preferred genres I think he would be similar to Ieyasu; he would like National Geographic's animal content. So, TV would be the only medium he would feel comfortable with after a long while haha. In some cases I can see certain safari or oceanic episodes would help him meditate. Also, another very indulgent headcanon of mine is that if he discovers free chill/relaxing music somehow... Lo-fi hip-hop addict no 2. Or those 8-9 hour long videos simulating rain outside your windowsill and so on. He says they also help him meditate better lol. + He would secretly love the Disney franchise and all the princesses who can talk to animals. He's also a Disney princess he just didn't realize it yet.
Ranmaru, unlike his master, would be quite open in my opinion. But then again, in a way that he's a person who's completely unfamiliar with the concept of internet, I think he'd fall down a few interesting rabbit holes during his first searches. For some reason I spiritually connect the Nyan cat meme with him, or Hello Kitty, the Pusheen cat... Take whatever you will, I just had to write down this headcanon xD. I think he would stumble upon some cute and funny animal content on TikTok or YouTube, he's not really picky platform-wise. I also think sadly he would fall victim to the lucky scoops on these mediums. Another guy who needs media training lol. (Or more like scam training.) I also think he would love any unboxing content, toys, sweets, cleaning products idk XD. But also restocking content? He has yet discover that a lot of these are quite wasteful... And lastly, I'm sure everyone has seen this one at least once too; that one girl who makes insane jelly cakes. She always makes them so colorful and at the end after she demolds them she always cuts a slice to show the satisfying layered inside. Yeah, that content too, for Ranmaru.
Okay so if Sasuke decides to go back to the future, he goes back to living his life normally again but this time he sees reincarnations of everyone from the sengoku period but living a happy life this time