I wish I had a snout so I could play bitey face like beasts with snoots do
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cherry valley forever

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$LAYYYTER

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@bakersgrief
I wish I had a snout so I could play bitey face like beasts with snoots do
I actually have no idea where to put a paragraph break, I just be doing it for the vibe. Yeah feels like a good spot let’s hit enter here.
i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3
"You do know there's a perfectly fine chaise on my other side so you can stretch your legs, right?"
"This side is closer to the fire." "Oh, you're cold?"
"More like too tired to move."
"Hmm... guess I need to have a few words with Mephisto about my new wife's work schedule if she keeps coming home exhausted every night."
"You're hopeless, you know?"
"Devotedly so, I've heard."
Had a day off on the day of Lucifer's birthday, so I did something quick and messy to commemorate the day. Happy Birthday, Lucifer!
June 2026
I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.
Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."
Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."
To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.
Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
I think gatekeeping art is such a funny thing like. "Oh so this doodle I just made is art" yes next question. "So video games are art?" yes????? Bitch your essay you wrote on that book you didn't read in English class when you were 10 is art. Painting a fence is art. 2 sentence shitpost on Tumblr is art. Get on my level.
This shit happens to Magnolia 2-3 times a day. Someone save her.
はるくん!? いやぁぁぁぁ!wwwww (Haru-kun? Nooo! 🤣)
great things are happening
elf liberalism probably goes insane
"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes
What the fuck does this mean?
its not my job to educate you
Goddess of Depression by Victor Nazarenko
I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.
hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and
hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit
hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple
real nuance perverts when it depends