Opal

I drink alot of tea

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[sailorbrazil]

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[chelsea-jayjay11]

Which film would you watch?? I made these movie posters cos I think @therealjacksepticeye deserves his own movies, he’d make a great actor!! 😄

[therealjacksepticeye]

These are fantastic!!!

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[lookatthedistraction]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

OH MY GOD

[samdirector24]

OMGGGGG

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[skypig357]

Lmao

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

modern art

[cuentosallaround]

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

[vergak]

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

[shiftingpath]

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

[neonbonsaii]

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

[gayworstenemy-deactivated201803]

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

[sortyourlifeoutmate]

Distribute some free literature.

[cyrilthewolf]

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

[gentlepanpirate]

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

[copperbadge]

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

[thetiniestbabby]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[insomniac-arrest]

bard is a combat class which is true bc I’ve never met anyone in marching band that didn’t want to throw down

[babyanimalgifs]

one of my favorite videos on the internet ever

[bitchycode]

My favorite winter activity is staying inside in my pyjamas and being antisocial.

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

Me: okay, we need to eat and take a shower

My brain: acknowledged

Me: …… so uh why aren’t we doing that

My brain: I acknowledged it what more can I do

[weloveshortvideos]

[ayellowbirds]

i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.

[project-radfem-deactivated20160]

“Child Abuse: YOU can prevent it.”

A Korean anti-child abuse PSA.

[ultimatesenpaikundono]

Reblog the hell out of this

[surprisebitch]

this is so brilliant oh my god

[moved-to-phantaysia]

i like how shes kinda gently prodding him with her umbrella “pls dont”

[sherrlockked]

she’s stabbing him in the throat…

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Very politely jams my umbrella in your wind pipe

[tracobuttons]

This all I could think about every time he yelled out that phrase!

[officialmickrock-deactivated202]

I’m in love with the great British bake off

[thesoundofawesome]

This is my personal favorite(so far)

[ironswordandstarshield]

[sissyhiyah]

I must start watching this.

[sunsapphic-deactivated20170425]

I’m……………the 1930s,

[dykedekuremade]

Explain

[sunsapphic-deactivated20170425]

[997]

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama