That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

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That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site
In all seriousness, I cannot stress enough how much focusing on digestive health has helped my mental health and how much of a difference it’s made overall. It’s estimated that 90% of serotonin production is in the digestive tract. It’s something that isn’t thought of as being as important to mental health as therapy and meds (which can affect gut health as well) but even making small changes, I saw big results mental health wise and my general mood.
specifically it’s gut bacteria that produce all that serotonin!! this whole article is really fascinating but this part kind of blew my mind:
theyve done studies on humans as well that indicate the same thing – our stress responses are directly linked to our gut bacteria. this explains why over half of people with Crohn’s and IBS have depression & anxiety!
theres so much interesting new science about how our microbiome directly affects everything from our metabolism to our mood, so the point is, eating well is really important.. and i dont think its a coincidence that healthy food is one of the first things poverty takes from us.
not to sound like a millennial but the reason vine was so good/quotable is bc the videos could only be 7 seconds long! the time constraint fostered so much creativity… because you had to keep your joke as brief as possible, it really had to be perfect or you had to show just the right moment. the out-of-context-ness of vines is what makes them funny. i think so many tiktoks go on WAY too long, and they always provide context that u dont need. if the “back at it again at krispy kreme” vine had come out on tiktok, it’d probably begin with “this is my friend. he likes doing backflips in public to see how people react… and then this happened…” and you’d see an employee scream and the sign shatter
watching a kid do flips and hit a sign when the video cuts off, not knowing who screamed, or if he got in trouble, or how his friends reacted, or why he was doing flips in the first place, or if he does flips often at krispy kreme often, or even seeing the sign itself fall….. thats fucking comedy
Rose McGowan as Tatum Riley in Scream (1996)
Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness
Thank you king
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Shoot your shot.
Fuck my mom, Batman.
“average torchwood employee has a normal human life expectancy of 70-80 years” factoid actualy just statistical error. average torchwood employee has a life expectancy of 25-30. Captain Jack Harkness, who lives in an underground bunker and is nearly 2,200, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
HOCUS POCUS (1993) Dir: Kenny Ortega
me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away
i’ve decided that life is too stressful and i’d like to retreat inside pride & prejudice (2005) dir. joe wright
mutuals do this
take care of yourself
Honestly if u have pale skin blonde hair and blue eyes I hope you know how scary you are.....you’re not normal...pack it up midsommar
I LOVE THIS SONG
Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your expirments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool
me, giggling and twirling my hair around my finger: OMG they shunned you? for like, your dangerous experiments, right? ahaha.... wait, but like, did you use any green potions? Oh, my God you did???? which ones???
wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*
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