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hey, i'm alyssa. welcome to my blog.

[animatedtext]

did you yeet today or did today yeet you?

[fairycosmos]

me: compulsively switches between the same 4 apps for 12 hours straight because i’m absolutely incapable of being left alone w my thoughts

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[catboy-jim]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

[maplesugacookie]

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

[saltrat88]

Hero

[cactus-1776]

Can we just let him out on good behaivor? Cause that’s fucking outstanding.

[formerfundie]

“I’ve been getting these emails saying that, y’know it’s not my position to judge anybody. And I wanna make it quite clear that I didn’t judge him. Y’know I know God is the only judge we have. I just set the appointment up.”

I don’t even believe in God and that’s still a badass quote.

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

🤷

[parttimeheaux]

My nigga said he set the appointment up. Legendary.

[kingjaffejoffer]

His lawyer was smiling like a proud father

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Y’know I know God is the only judge we have. I just set the appointment up”

[siryouarebeingmocked]

He even warned him.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Correct response tbh

[persephoneinspace-deactivated20]

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

[god-dammittt]

Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the actual victim.

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

[isolate]

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[teacupfulofstarshine]

england, you’re doing amazing, sweetie, this made me so happy

[ironwoman359]

Ok, i’ve been seeing these all over today and I’ve been very happy, but I think “Trump wears poorly tailored suits” is the most hilarious and utterly British insult I’ve seen all day. It’s lovely.

[lyrics-are-my-blood-deactivated]

@just-call-me-lizard I figure that you would love this. Especially the first sighn

[neverthere12345]

[dankar-camoran]

[weepingbouquettyphoon]

LOL

[tokyofashionpolice]

Why does no one talk about this

[fr3akuency]

Xiaoin Showdown was an amazing fucking show and nobody will tell me otherwise

[scummgirl]

[babyanimalgifs]

Best of

[stunningpicture]

[shakugan-archive]

[isaac]

me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task

also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,

[allteenhumor]

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

I M LIVID

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Everyone go home. Puns are done.