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@ksuunja on twitter painted this omg

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*trump voice* Jerry Mouse. They just call him Jerry, I call him Jerry Mouse- cause folks I gotta be honest with you… Not a fan! Not a fan of Jerry Mouse. He’s always running around the house, causing trouble, breaking vases. He’s always causing trouble. They say oh he’s just a cute little mouse, just a silly little mouse. But he’s always causing trouble. He lives in a hole in the wall in the house, he doesn’t pay rent, doesn’t pay the mortgage, and what does he do all day? He goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, and he eats the Cheese! He eats the cheese- and he didn’t ask for the cheese, never asks permission to eat the cheese. It’s not his cheese. It’s just not his cheese. He eats the cheese and it does not belong to him. Doesn’t even leave any cheese left! He eats all the cheese and he doesn’t even leave any for anyone else. One of the worst deals we’ve had. And the Radical Left are always talking about how I’m not doing anything for the little guy. “He doesn’t care about the little guy” they’re always saying! Well, I think the little guy’s had it real easy, frankly we need to be tougher on the little guy. Jerry Mouse, I mean he’s not so innocent. Not a good guy. Always eating the cheese, it’s a pattern. And that’s not the worst of it! Not even the worst of it. And the things he does to Mr. Tom Cat– They’re always talking about how bad Tom is, how Tom is such a bad guy, SO mean to Jerry. Well he’s really not such a bad guy. If you talk to him, he’s really not a bad guy, he’s just trying to enjoy the comfort of his own house, just trying to do his job as the house cat. All he wants to do. But Jerry Mouse- he’s not supposed to be there. It’s not Jerry’s house. And he’s not very nice to Mr. Tom Cat, not very nice at all. VERY violent towards Tom as a matter of fact. He’s always slicing Tom in half, slamming the window on his head, on his paws, stuffing Tom’s tail in the hot waffle iron- and you know a cat’s tail is very sensitive, ask any doctor and they’ll tell you-, smashing him with a mace, electrocuting him, lighting up his feet with matches, tying him to a firecracker and setting it off! I mean it’s just absurd the things he does to Mr. Tom Cat. But they don’t think to ask why Tom might not want Jerry around. It’s a terrible deal.

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The best derp! (via)

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Zoomies (or “The Sillies”) am I correct?

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Rating: Cute

looks like zoomies to me! as we’ve mentioned before, zoomies are something cats do when they have too much energy built up and have to get it out. very normal, often happen late at night when you’re trying to sleep, etc!

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Elden Ring fan art by Gene

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Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

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Diné mythology:

Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.

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Celtic Mythology:

Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae

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Hindu mythology:

Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva

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I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”

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(Often) Mythology in general: Unfortunately.

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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