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got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

technophantom

pianosmasher

Muffin Man: the original doxxing victim

feastofsnakes

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

Lowkey me & gang

you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah

targetedknowledge

alex-and-nova420

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

synthettes

made this into a stamp bc people should deny sharks on their websites itd be so funny

simplyjustfucked

counterpick-me-irl

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

lyril

cornedbeefhashtags

battletoads

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

nifrequerne

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

everyoneinspaceisgay

I hope they’re having a nice life

ts-virgil-angst

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

lovrboyx

The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”

And I just think there’s something beautifully and inextricably queer about that

c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????