brooklyn nine-nine 2x11 “Stakeout”
I haven’t seen a compilation of all of these, so I thought the internet could use it while we wait for season 6. There’s so many you never hear out loud in the episode and they’re hilarious and I love that every single one must have a story behind it.
tag yourself i’m “no making bugs your pets”
List of everything I could find under the cut because it’s long:
(I tried to copy these down exactly in terms of capitalization, etc. Can’t underline on tumblr so I’m bolding instead. Please add on if you can find any that I missed!!)
no talking about Die Hard and 2 and 3 or 4 or 5
no mayonnaise Anything from the jar
no calling legitimate business deals “schemes”
no running man - movie or dance
no asking if things look infected!
no action movie reenactments
no Karate on the bed ANYWHERE
no using jerky as toothbrush
no comparing yourself to Idris Elba - favorable or not
no “DeNiro” or “Walken” impressions
no added “Z”s to end of words
no complaining about “not seeing The Wire”
no saying “been done” (?)
no peanut butter on binoculars
no talking about your dumb car
no basketball pregnancies
no feet on my memory pillow
no doing voices of suspects
no backstory for Ms. Peacock
no flushing GARBAGE down toilet
no chalk outlines of dead bugs
No eating with your mouth open
No talking about your butt holes
No writing on my side of the wall
No multi-level marketing schemes
No licking fingers before turning pages
No whale songs -dolphins -manatees
No talking about ortolans
