The dating life of a ravenclaw and gryffindor
Its 2am and we're both at home drinking and visiting with friends...
Friend I could see murdering someone: *is looking out the window, full of angsty attitude, but then jumps up* Guys! There is a raccoon trying to get into the chicken coop!
Boyfriend who is blind as a bat: *angry and drunk af* NOT MY CHICKENS YOU UGLY MASKED BASTARD!!! *grabs a bag of his mom's crafting marbles and runs out the door*
Me to possible future murder: You're fucking with him aren't you?
Murder friend: *barely containing laughter as he looks out the window* Yup!
And that is why when my boyfriend's parents came home the next morning there where marbles all around the chicken coop. He had spent 15 minutes that night throwing handfuls of marbles at anything that moved screaming obscenities to a raccoon that was never there.