#true statement

[girlygirlxoxosstuff]

I went to the park the other day to feed the ducks but god forbid a girl has a relaxing day

I sat down at the edge and this one goose

came from the other side of the pond to get ted

and when I ran out and had no more to give it the goose jumped out at me

so I screamed and jumped up to run off and I dropped my fcking shoe

and the goose chased me for ages

but then it went back and literally just sat next to my shoe and wouldn't move for ages so I just looked really helpless and stupid staring at it

I had to ask a random old man to go and get it for me omg l'd never been so embarrassed and as he was walking away he said

"haha something to tell the wife at the dinner table"

and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die

[caketail]

I am going to make the most true statement that anyone ever could about fanworks.

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All fanworks exist on a scale of @jessica-mack to @sasimizakemo .

[aftgcrackerdustpun]

After seeing how Kevin looked at Jeremy, Aaron started going to the tanning salon regularly

[lydiaortega1996]

[angelyk-fruitcake]

[earlgreytea68]

"the joy of anything in your life is being obsessed with something." --this woman who makes homemade vinegar on this cooking show I'm watching

[wutheringheights78]

finishing journal article on twin peaks today so i can work on conference panel about love lies bleeding next week

[wifibovine]

Transformice is a Utopian World That We Should Strive To Recreate