Punk Ass Book Jockey

Jenni. 30. I like books, and I like baking. I like a lot of other things as well. Ask if you want to know anything, because it's more fun that way. None of this is mine, unless specifically stated.

[velvetvetiver]

The version of you right now is deserving of love. Not you two years ago when you had more of your shit together, or the five years later version where you’ll surely be thriving. The version of you right now. The one that might just be okay, or is really struggling, or is bored and unproductive. That version deserves love. Having trouble accepting this is fine, but actively denying it is not. Your value is intrinsic, and finding confidence in that is mandatory.

[determinate-negation]

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

[immortal-maschine]

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

[fallcaesar]

[captainofalltheships]

you bastards think james tiberius kirk is some kind of jean ralphio in space when in reality he’s leslie knope on steroids

[thursday]

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

[genderqueerpositivity]

(Image description: text on a light gray background that says “protect trans lives”. End image description.)

[waterdowntheoldelera]

not being really overweight but not being thin is a weird place because you never look quite as good as your friends and you’re in that spot that everyone tells you “you’re not fat!” but doesn’t want to say you’re thin and no matter if your weight shifts you always sort of look the same to yourself and in some situations you can hide your appearance but in others its alarmingly obvious, and buying clothes is like a luck of the draw as to if you’ll look thin or huge because it feels like there isn’t an in between 

[emmyrussum]

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) dir. Howard Hawks

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

[virgoassbitch]

Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself

[seulmates]

every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad 

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[hancarolyn]

randomly complimenting people is great. what did it cost u? nothing. and u probably made their day.

[sdklsrjkwejrwe403rw3fdfd-deacti]

tits out for no particular reason

[lesbianbobbiedraper-deactivated]

today its tits our for janelle monae a bisexual icon

[sdklsrjkwejrwe403rw3fdfd-deacti]

you are so fucking right tits out for janelle

[spiritslop]

sometimes bitch you’ve jus gotta wipe those tears from your face, let out an unsettling hysterical laugh and fuckin go to sleep

[iapollogise-deactivated20150405]

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

[i-need-that-seat]

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[quotemadness]

Have you ever had that feeling— that you’d like to go to a whole different place and become a whole different self?

Haruki Murakami (via quotemadness)

[glitteratti-moved]

im sick of being a person! im gonna go into the woods and lay down in the dirt and become a geological feature. and none of you are powerful enough to stop me