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Adrian Eli |He/Him| 22 |Trans Shithead. I like pictures of nature and beautiful women.

[amateur]

[non-newtoniangenderfluid]

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

[kindlydoakirb-deactivated202106]

It’s an elephant strawberry. That’s already magical enough.

[labias]

Oh my god

[headspace-hotel]

depression: kill yourself

Me: kill me yourself you coward

[spanish-g0ld]

this is sooooo fucked up. i’m livid

Click here to support Help bring justice to my son & I organized by Alina Chantrice

I was raped in 2016. That is how I got my son. As of yesterday, the jury decided that my case wasn’t enough so they dismissed all the char

[cosmic-noir]

She and her son deserve JUSTICE

[multireese]

Plz help this woman

[castdowns]

As of Thursday June 6, 2019, they’re at 8847/10000!

[lady-feral]

Boost

[thebaldandthebraless]

It’s at 10550 now!!!

[jehovahhthickness]

Wow 😲

[kaiasinclair]

This

[foxbowl]

List of people who could be running the official Spider-Man twitter account:

Tom Holland, in disguise

Zendaya (‘cause she’s hip with the youth)

“jake g and his sexy dad outfit”

All three of them, combined

[bookofa-eli]

My pronouns are he/him/daddy

[grimeclown]

my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess

[underwherequestionmark]

ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter

[gaylorswift]

Wait.... you are gay? Why?

It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.

[tf2playernames]

the minute u see anything described as or includes “misadventures” in the title you know that shits gonna be annoying, unfunny, or stupid as shit

[snowradish]

[tf2playernames]

FLAPJACK I AM SO FUCKING SORRY

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Women sitting like THIS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[03josten]

[welcomingdeath]

night time sucks because you’re always a little 1. horny 2. sad 3. overthinking 4. wanting someone

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

[gingersnapwolves]

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

[153-centimeters-of-sass]

It got better!

[aqueerkettleofish]

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

[joasakura]

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

[iconuk01]

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

[iwannabeadored]

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

[iwannabeadored]

hey maybe reblog this for other neurodivergent people to see please?

[flamboyantjunkrat-deactivated20]

sometimes ur own hallucinations may show up on camera or on a recording if its an auditory hallucination, so if ur unsure and have someone you trust, you can try sending the picture or recording to them and asking them what they see/hear too!!

[mercy-misrule]

I’ve only ever had like three or four instances of visual hallucinations but a friend who has them regularly

says that the way she checks is that she takes off her glasses, and if the image is still in perfect focus, that’s a hallucination

that might not work for everyone, but it might be helpful for some!

[waylaidbyspace]

When I thought I was hearing a roommate/family member in the next room and thought they were talking to me, and couldn’t tell if they were actually in there or not and if they were actually saying those things (and usually the things they were saying were pretty bizarre and mean), if I put on headphones and blasted music and could still hear them clearly then I could tell it wasn’t them and I was hallucinating (so bascially similar to the eyeglasses post above, but on the auditory side of things). Headphones and music are great for fact-checking or for helping to block the quieter things out.

[iwannabeadored]

these r all gr8

[christel-thoughts]

[runawaymarbles]

also, sometimes: everybody is talking about this, but not on the specific tumblrs you follow or: everyone is talking about this, but guilt trips get more notes.

[morethanonepage]

or: people WERE talking about it five years ago, WHEN IT HAPPENED

or: no one SHOULD be talking about it bc it’s not fucking true

or: it is true & we should be talking about but it’s presented so disengenously & outrageously that it reads as false & no one will take it seriously esp bc you never link to sources

[saltydorkling-deactivated202503]

or: we know about it, we’ve done everything we can, and we literally cannot handle the emotional exhaustion anymore.

[tenderstems]

scream she might be wise beyond her years

[trippy-von-trapp]

she’s such a sagittarius.

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Black girls deserve to learn free from bias and stereotypes.

Most black girls experience this hatred at schools. And classmates are not the only problem, there is no support from teachers, too. That’s why they get so affected by their school experiences. Black kids deserve to be treated just like everybody else, they want to study, they want to learn something ,too. However due to prejudice they are 5 times more likely to be suspended than their white peers and it can ruin their lives forever.  National Women’s Law Center created this video to change the situation. Join the movement to help black girls feel normal and get the same opportunities everybody else has.

Source

[for-marginalized-bw-only-deacti]

Finally something focusing on black girls!

[pearl-likes-pi]

WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG

[jaxblade]

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah