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Cis female. she/her pronouns please :) illustrator, storyteller,sewing lover, printmaker, bookbinder…. basically a person who loves all the crafts! Hellenic Polytheist in the works. any information shared is always welcomed! Askbox is always open (see "Ask Me Stuff Here!!") Anon is on Free divination services are pretty much always available :)

[bookpressedrose-blog]

Hey Mutuals and followers and all that jazz.

I'm abandoning this tumblr blog. Why? Because I don't feel a use for it anymore. I am comfortable with myself and my beliefs enough now that I don't feel the need for a separate blog in order to blog about/ follow others of the same belief.

SO

if you wanna know my other blog url. By all means message me and I'll give it to you. This baby is getting shut down on February 1st. just fyi.

And also, yes, I will probably follow you back.

kay bye :)

[bookpressedrose-blog]

Your really kickass! As in kicks da ass of all else!

loooool

[completed-nihilism-blog]

[labiodentist-deactivated2015021]

what. why? someone pls explain to me pls i wasnt born yet in 1999 why turn computer off before midnight? what happen if u dont?

[awhdjksadaluigsjkdfasdk-deactiv]

y2k lol everyone was like “the supervirus is gonna take over the world and ruin everything and end the world!!!”

[jibini]

This is the oldest I’ve ever felt. Right now.

[kokiron]

holy fucking lord there are people on the internet who didn’t experience y2k ohhh shit

[meredithdraper-deactivated20150]

"Someone please explain to me pls I wasnt born yet in 1999"

I am 21, and I am ancient.

[coffeemages]

I remember everyone losing their damn minds about this omfg

[gmbencompetence]

ggood lord

ggood. LORD.

[scalymaiden-deactivated20180204]

Fuuuuck I’m old

[bookpressedrose-blog]

I think I was five back then? I remember we'd just moved….

[sosuperawesome]

[baringtheaegis]

 sosuperawesome:

Scarves by Shovava

I am just going to leave this here for reasons.

[bookpressedrose-blog]

Shit… then your the bees knees? Anyways if that doesn't work just know your Hella Hella Rad two times to Hella!

lol thank you

[bookpressedrose-blog]

Your the cat’s meow. Your like a Cat hurricane.

crap I'm allergic :/

[ultrafacts]

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[ophiliae-deactivated20150324]

This is what happens there.

I can tell you.

[ultrafacts]

[lavaporeon]

ALRIGHT BITCHES I’M A BIT LATE TO THIS POST BUT FUCKING WHATEVER THIS MAN IS BRIAN KIDD AND HE GOES BY THE UNIPIPER AND HE IS THE ABSOLUTE SHIT. IN 2005 WHILE STUDYING MARINE BIOLOGY AT THE UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA, HE WAS LEARNING TO PLAY THE BAGPIPES AND FOUND A UNICYCLE IN A MOTHERFUCKING DUMPSTER. SO WHAT DOES HE DO? HE FUCKING TAKES THE UNICYCLE AND LEARNS HOW TO RIDE IT. IN 2007 HE IS WORKING AT A PAID INTERNSHIP AT AN AQUARIUM IN THE OUTER BANKS OF NORTH CAROLINA. HE IS PERFORMING AT WEDDINGS AS A BAGPIPER BECAUSE, SURPRISE SURPRISE, HE WAS THE ONLY ONE FOR HIRE. ONE NIGHT HIM AND HIS MARINE FRIENDS ARE GETTING DRUNK AND HE  THINKS “would it be cool if I rode a unicyle AND played bagpipes? shit I mean I guess” AND HE FUCKING DID IT. ALSO THIS MAN JUST SO FUCKING HAPPENS TO HAVE A FRIEND WHO REALLY LIKES FIRE. SO THEY GAVE HIM THE MOTHERFUCKING HOOK UP.

HE STARTS RIDING AROUND THE STRIPS IN THE EVENINGS AND IS LIKE “shit son I be making so much money”. AT THE END OF 2007 HE MOVED TO PORTLAND OR AND STARTED PERFORMING AT RESTAURANTS, WEDDINGS, FUNERALS, AND FARMERS MARKETS

IN 2010 HE WAS LIKE “I’m gonna audition for America’s Got Talent. With a Darth Vader Mask. Playing the Imperial March”. BUT FUCKING SHOW DIRECTORS WERE LIKE “We don’t think we can get the rights for that song” SO HE HAD TO JUST DO HIS THING OF PLAYING BAGPIPES. DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT. NEXT YEAR, AUDITIONED IN SEATTLE WITH CHANGING HATS AND ROUTINES. STILL DIDN’T MAKE IT. HOWEVER THE INTERNET TOOK HIM BY STORM AND PORTLAND RECOGNIZES HIM AS OUR MASCOT. THIS GUY GOT MARRIED TO THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE (her name is Sarah) IN A KILT BECAUSE “She has a thing for men in Kilts”

WHAT A BAMF. HE SO GETTING LAID. (note:The mask was only for this picture, everything else was traditional)

HIS FIRST OUTFIT WAS SANTA, BUT HE IS MOST FAMOUS FOR DARTH VADER, AND AT ONE POINT UNIPIPED DOWN THE STREETS. DURING A FLOOD. AS GANDALF. THE MOTHERFUCKING GREY I WAS IN LINE FOR PORTLAND CITY COMIC CON LAST FEBRUARY. NEVER BEEN TO A COMIC CON, STANDING IN LINE ALONE IN MY SHITTY ASS COSPLAY. ALL THE FUCKING SUDDEN BAGPIPES START BLARING AND THIS MAN. THIS GLORIOUS MAN IN A DARTH VADER HELMET AND KILT, STARTS PLAYING THE BAGPIPES ON A UNICYCLE. HE JUST FUCKING SHOWS UP AND STARTS WRECKING SHIT UP. HE STARTS WITH THE STAR WARS THEME, EVERYBODY GET HYPED. HE TAKES A BREAK FOR A MOMENT, GETS BACK ON, AND STARTS PLAYING THE MOTHERFUCKING PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN THEME. IN THIS GET UP. AND THAT’S WHEN THE FLAMES STARTED. SHIT WAS SO REAL. ALSO HE IS UBER HOT JUST LOOK AT HIM

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS HE IS A BAMF AND WE LOVE HIM AND GOSH WHAT AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING. KEEP PORTLAND FUCKING WEIRD, YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH.

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[voldemorting]

this is the most depressing thing on this website

[pinesisak]

He’s a pornstar now

[jhosk92]

No he isn’t.

And thanks to you “blues clues steve porn” is in my search history.

[bookpressedrose-blog]

he became a musician actually. Although I don't there's much past 2005.

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

[bookpressedrose-blog]

So I'm thinking I'm gonna get rid of this blog.

I'm not leaving tumblr, but I figure I'll mash this one together with my other one. Cause they're both personal, but this is the only one I post tarot stuff, witch stuff and polytheist stuff to. And honestly I'm not as fearful of people I peronally know being aware of my beliefs because now I'm more concrete in them. I'm still learning obviously, but after more than a year of all this I'm certain that this is my path and I'm fine with people in my life knowing that and being public about it.

So to anyone who follows me and wants to continue to do so just shoot my an ask and I'll tell you the name of my other tumblr.

Also, side note: I'm going to stop posting here after christmas. gotta give myself some time to reblog a bunch of stuff to my original blog :P

[bookpressedrose-blog]

Bra, your so cool. Cooler than penguin on a glacier.

I literally snorted at this. this is great XD

[xdildo]

[faeneptune]

me. always. 

[novas-grimoire]

This can be applied to tarot decks too. 

[lumiberry]

My life…

[nimbus2ooo]

[alwaysbemy-baby]

My life in a nutshell

[linzerdinzer]

[myfandomsareinfinite]

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

[royal-ellie-blog]

no seriously this is one of the best things ever

[lacigreen]

must reblog every time its on the dash

[rk9]

How does someone not Reblog this?

[bookpressedrose-blog]

I miss this show so much 3

[petrichordae]

My old tarot chart got more popular than I expected it to; to be honest, it was haphazardly thrown together for a Wicca class. This is the updated version that will go in my Book of Shadows. These definitions are meant to be very nebulous and vague, so if something doesn’t make sense, I encourage you to research more.

[d0rkw3b]

Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"

[thegreg]

minkleburg:

1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception

this has been a post

TACO. BLOCKO.

[thelezb0-deactivated20160420]

Brilliant

[bookpressedrose-blog]

#4 though

[theblackstonebureau]

These are the best bowls in the history of bowls.

[themarysue]

A d20 with snacks inside may be the greatest thing ever, ever.

[bookpressedrose-blog]

I need these to bring to our game nights