Well, Isn't This Exciting?

Sam. Non-binary. They/Them. Queer af. Please send coffee.

[debelice]

[gojirahkiin]

Look! Seahorses!

[plumadesatada]

@cat-with-no-name ur so fucking right

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

i took a deeper dive into the racism in the film industry, the hair and makeup aspects of it.

[pauljosephtwatson]

[faustique]

why text when you can send a telepathic wave of yearning

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[songder]

It's June 24 you know what that means

[ravensloane]

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

[quinquangularist]

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

[ravensloane]

k hold on

[ravensloane]

where are my parents

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[beesmygod]

theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:

⚔️ BWOOM

👽

⚔️ BWOOM

thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny

[plus-size-aesthetics]

[shinraalpha]

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[arcanumnyx]

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.

[rainbow-femme]

If the afterlife exists this what I hope is in it

-Search engine for everything. What happened to the kids I went to daycare with? Do aliens exist? What colors were dinosaurs? Who are all the people that had a crush on me over my lifetime?

-A version of the show Unexplained Mysteries that is Explained Mysteries where they tell you what actually happened in all those crazy unsolved crimes and mysteries

-More art made by dead artists. Shakespeare writing plays set in the roaring 20s, Jane Austen writing romances set in the 80s, Oscar Wilde writing books as gay as he wants, Frida Kahlo probably painting herself burning down an Amazon warehouse

-The ability to go anywhere and explore without negative consequences cause you aren’t alive with a body. Let me go to the bottom of the ocean without it being scary or deadly. Let me fly around in space

-Memoirs written by dead famous people. Henry VIII and his wives would each have one for sure

-All food tastes really good

[mysticaledelusion]

Anakin and Padme + textposts

[glitch1920]

[evil-tboys]

[pisshandkerchief]

this is an example of a symbiotic relationship

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[inconspectus]

once my therapist said I used very uncommon and creative phrases and adjectives and i just did not have the heart to tell that Old Lady From A Foreign Small Town that I was translating tumblr speech into our language. so I was like yeah... must be from the books I read...

like girl we have an army of scholars over at tumblr.com crafting our language it's not just little old me I swear

[copperbadge]

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.