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@booksandaxes
Gentlemen Bastards? Why, that's a funny name for Jean Tannen's Daycare.
...For one singular person.
If you heard of writer's block, get ready for reader's block. You want to read. You have time. You know what to read; how have a pile of books ready to be read. You cannot sit still and focus enough to do so or you can't even open the book.
If you're not getting randomly depressed over what occured in Teeth Lessons than where the fuck you aaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAt?
Locke Lamora would steal the Declaration of Independence
And replace what he stole with a carefully planned out phony replica to buy himself more time because he's THAT extra.
How every plot goes:
Locke: "There are only four rules you need to remember: Make the plan, execute the plan—"
Jean, cutting in: "—Expect the plan to go off the raaaails..."
Locke, not missing a beat: "Throw away the plan."
"Sir, that is my emotional support dumbass."
-Jean Tannen about Locke Lamora, probably
More "Jean is the only responsible friend" memes? Oh, you betcha.
Mr. Lynch, sir... please...
"Well, if you look at that! If it isn't the consequences to my own actions."
- Locke Lamora, most definitely
Locke: Crossbow or knife? I mean, you'd have a better chance fighting me with a sword. But than again, I'm not much of a fighter.
Nazca: I only engage in sword combat with hot ladies and nonbinary folks with which I have a romantically charged rivalry. You fit none of these categories.
Jean: Guys, we're in a restaurant—
@jeremiahthefroge
Sabetha: Who the fuck added me to the fucking groupchat?
Jean: >:O Langauge!
Bug: Yeah, watch your fucking language!
Locke: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BUG THE FUCK WORD??
Calo: 'The fuck word'.
Jean: Are you stupid?? You guys use the f-word all the time.
Galdo: Oh my thirteenth he censored it.
Calo: Say fuck, Jean.
Bug: Do it, Jean. Say fuck.
Locke: Please come home with PURIFIED water with NO MINERALS added for taste.
Galdo: We got spring water!
Locke: NO.
Calo: With EXTRA minerals!
Galdo: It's like licking a stick of stalagmite!
Locke: DON'T COME HOME.
Calo: Mmmmmmm cave water!
Locke: I told Sabetha that her ears flush when she lies.
Jean: Why?
Locke: Here, watch.
Locke: Hey, Sabetha, do you love us?
Sabetha, covering her ears: No.
Jean:
Locke: "Jean, I have a wonderful, fantastic idea—"
Jean: "Does it involve me risking my life?"
Locke: "..I have a wonderful idea—"
Jean: "Mmm. Does it involve real and immediate danger?"
Locke: "..I have an idea."
Jean: ...
Jean: "Great! When and where?"