amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)
this changed my life
this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

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amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)
this changed my life
this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
typing “laso” instead of “also”
typing “oaky” instead of “okay”
What makes mothers all that they are? Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”
when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class
#same
Ever wanted to express your real feelings on balloons? The 12-pack balloon is on sale this week only! 🎈
I’ve always wanted this but no other stores would sell it
Would it be a waste of money and super petty for me to send these to my ex?
^^ tie it to his car
What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?
That you cannot fax money to someone.
Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…
I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.
When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.
My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.
That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.
I like that this just turned into stories about faxing
2016 is back and isn’t done fucking with us yet
whoever gets me this for my birthday can take my ass home
i added the coupon ‘pepe’ as a joke
If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s
I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.
watch all 8 films and take a shot every time harry’s life sucks
#you’d be dead before you even reach the ending of the first movie
Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth
i reblog this everytime
This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke
when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are 👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍
concept: it’s years into the future and i suddenly realise i’m so glad i’m still here
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Baby dog has huge feets!? Born With so much love for you already, has to be stored in The Toes