THE MYSTERY SPOT

Movies and Series are my weakness and strength. Into Superheroes, Black Sails, The magicians, Lucifer, and many more, gaming trash, recently obsessed with musicals.

[boomfandoms]

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[apicturewithasmile]

[booksandwillowtrees]

Ok so still no lifespan angst but I do have lifespan shenanigans.

Becuase I think Caleb would be the kind of teacher who students come to for help even after they graduate. And once he starts getting up there he’s like “I won’t always be able to help. So here’s the number (or fantasy equivalent) of one Essek Theylss. Call him up if you ever need help.”

And of course Essek helps. And eventually after a long happy life together, Caleb dies. But tons of students still have Esseks number so they keep calling him up for help. While they’re at school and after they graduate. For years after Professor Widogast stops teaching students are still going to Essek Theylss for help.

And eventually it’s been decades, most students have only ever heard of Caleb Widogast. But if a student needs help everyone tells them to go to Essek Theylss.

“Is he the Counselor or something?”

“No, he’s just.... a guy? He doesn’t even work here. I don’t actually know why, but if you ever need help you’re supposed to go to him.”

And that’s how Essek Theylss becomes unofficial advisor to almost every student at the Solstryce Academy for the next 300 years.

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[siliquasquama]

[borkthemork]

Another example that humanity never really changed

[everythingfox]

You’ve got mail

(via)

[pallass-cat]

Henlo frien

[aspergersissues]

This is why I can’t start anything when I know I have to do a scheduled task. 😣

[aspergersissues]

[inber]

Writing period dramas in the discord, lads

[smh-at-nursey]

Thinking about Holster being jealous of Jack and Ransom bonding lmao like get your own best friend Jack 😤😤😤

[smh-at-nursey]

Jack makes a very deadpan joke about Canada and Ransom laughs and Holster just

[zimms]

anyway, shitty hooked up with the captain of the lax team in his freshman year and then he never returned his calls, which is why he had such a vendetta against the lax bros

[notallthosewhowander]

at first bitty and jack are kind of quiet and not showing too much pda even though they came out by kissing center ice but time passes and one night they’re both a bit drunk after a falcs’ game and heavily make out in a corner of a club where the falcs are celebrating, and of course there’s like a thousand tweets about it and a few of them are shocked because it’s one thing to be engaged to a man, it’s apparently a whole other level to see jack zimmermann making out with one - and the other half suddenly find him a lot more human. like yeah, jack zimmermann gets some after his games. not a hockey robot anymore

there’s no moral to this story but i bet jack gets on twitter the day after and tweets “ 🤷‍♂️”. not like, in an answer to a photo or anything, just a lone 🤷‍♂️ on his page

[noodles-07]

Me every time I write

[ironwoman359]

ive been called out

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[armorbird-archive]

honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

[armorbird-archive]

big fucking mood

[februaryaquarius]

[insomniac-arrest]

Treasure Planet is the only valid Disney movie because it appeals to me personally by having Actual Personal Issues. None of this “my parents died in the ocean” crap, my father left me because he’s a straight-up bastard-bitch man and now I Have Problems.

Bastard! Father! Abonnement! Issues! now that’s what I call representation

[insomniac-arrest]

Also, it had this woman

and the main character looked like this:

and is taught by a scruffy tough-on-you mentor who is both capable and jaded while finally giving you a place to belong

Actually, this movie is for lesbians.

[sabertoothwalrus]

op I agree with you 100% and I also want to point out Jim’s love interest, Kate, from the scrapped sequel, was gonna look like this

in other words the sequel was gonna be for lesbians too 👏

[vir-adahlen]

dragon age origins and da2 are like this is the most moving and meaningful depiction of the found family trope you’ve ever seen in your goddamn life. dragon age inquisition is like here’s your shitty coworkers

[vir-adahlen]

also half of your shitty coworkers are literally christian zealots who are keeping you here against your will